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Player

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  1. Ha Ha -very funny motherfuckers. That helmet affords wearers the same level of protection that pedo state gave to children in their locker room.
  2. Nice try Dotard. But this guy is a better poo flinger than you. He's also more stable, smarter, and better looking.
  3. Uranium? That’s an oops that has Rick Perry’s name written all over it.
  4. Welp - that’s ball 4 and Jim Bouton has drawn the eternal walk. That dude lived an interesting life.
  5. Da me la tapa, por favor.
  6. She looks like an extra from the set of HBO’s Chernobyl. Straight out of central casting. The best radiation poisoning, believe me.
  7. “That supermarket/convenience store over there probably has peanut butter and jelly.” “Everybody else - our reservation is at 7:00 pm sharp.”
  8. I love the NextDoor histrionics on July 4th.
  9. You couldn’t see spending the rest of your life with your head hung down in shame? You know you might’ve been born just plain white trash, but Fancy is your name! Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let us down.
  10. Gotdamn, Mike Judge is a fucking prophet.
  11. As evidenced by the fact that Art Rascon is still yammering away on Ch.13 despite being bitten by a copperhead, this unfortunately appears to be true.
  12. Haha - what a moron. I think they only won a couple of games last year, so the new season of LCU is going to be fantastic.
  13. Justin Blalock
  14. Hallefuckinlujah!
  15. You had one job, Straw.
  16. Pitcher looks like he’s double clutching like a mofo.
  17. Fuck on a 1-2 count?
  18. Because he was too busy choking his chicken!
  19. How long do you hover over your keyboard contemplating whether your drivel has captured the right amounts of smarmy and cocksucker before you hit reply?
  20. Those are bananas.
  21. She’s in better shape than White. Can she play 1B?
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