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Player

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  1. Maybe snek was just trying to get a good seat for the show?
  2. I froze my ass off in Lincoln during my first and only visit in 2002. The runzas made good hand warmers if you put them in your coat pockets, and also flew surprisingly far after Vasher sealed the win by picking off Jammal Lord.
  3. Girl, don't go away mad. Girl, just go away.
  4. Octavious Bishop
  5. Or maybe the metric shit ton of corn you ate in your formative years ruined your taste buds.
  6. Derrick Dockery
  7. I’m not worried. Chicagoans have a stellar track record of smooth transitions when it comes to acquiring Texas companies. Just look at Continental. Fuck
  8. What kind of heathen names their pet gator Amos? Give him a proper name so that he can be vested with the authority required to officiate over gender reveal ceremonies. Name him after a man of the cloth: Amos-Moses.
  9. I was there today, and noticed that every Texan had a small state flag in front of their marker. I don’t know who did that, but it certainly offered a unique perspective. Maybe it was one of the alumni band members.
  10. Coke, club crackers, flour, rice... Yeah, good luck with that.
  11. Blimp popper has to be from House Huckabeef - the resemblance is uncanny.
  12. There’s a new sheriff in town... ...and his name is Reggie Wilson.
  13. Fuck all these deep dish eating assholes
  14. Fuck off Tyler
  15. Smooth or landing strip?
  16. Scraps - are you here? Time for some walk off magic.
  17. Duke and Hank
  18. If this doesn’t somehow end with a second rawhide wreath for Mitch, then it will be a disappointment.
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