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Player

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  1. Quality losses? You’re as pathetic as aggy.
  2. You had $1,200 worth of buttplugs shipped to your office too?
  3. Probably for Icono’s billowectomy.
  4. He was pretty good in Ozark too.
  5. This sounds like the plot of an It’s Always Sunny episode.
  6. Except it probably wouldn’t burn, because it is made out of asbestos mined and processed by child laborers.
  7. I think he looks like a Lil’ Jordan. Nah, that’s Sam all the way.
  8. Of course not. He's the juggernaut, bitch.
  9. Not sure how much I’ve sunk into costs for this knucklehead so far: But it’s gonna be a long damn time before I see any return on investment.
  10. Bastages
  11. Sorry for your loss, Gorilla. RIP Colt.
  12. Yo dawg - I heard you liked to stuff beavers. So we put a stuffed beaver on yo plate so you can eat stuffed beaver while stuffing mike's mom's beaver.
  13. Why is there a trash can with “no trash” painted on the side of it behind the end zone?
  14. I wouldn’t have fessed up to that. In fact, I would have kept leaving stone markers to see if I could convince him it was an alien invasion.
  15. Because he’s a fatass, and vanity convinced him that it makes him look svelte?
  16. The hammac taco is an improv masterpiece. I just have to laugh.
  17. Or a Journey album cover.
  18. That's a black bean compote with a nutella reduction topped by a couple of dingleberries.
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