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  1. Player

    Gym Pet Peeves

    That will make for some truly spellbinding footage. "Bro - Here I am crushing some assisted pullups."
  2. You thought a little girl was able to walk around with a rabid dog on a leash without being bitten herself?
  3. MXC was greatness. Think about it every morning when I play sinkers and floaters.
  4. From the “aggy jokes write themselves” files, I vaguely recall a texags story about some guy who challenged another poster to meet in person for a fight. The specified location was in downtown Houston “on the corner of Smith and Louisiana”. * I’m assuming it must’ve been this Wilson clown. * Smith and Louisiana are parallel streets.
  5. Mike Pence: Did you say hung?
  6. https://www.mlb.com/astros/fans/fanfest I have a couple of extra vouchers for this if anyone wants to go.
  7. What better way to burn down the Reichstag, er um Capitol?
  8. MORE STALL, MORE GALL - HE’S LYING, Y’ALL!
  9. "podium" = "treadmill"
  10. Leon is so butthurt that he’s not in Austin.
  11. Good catch.
  12. Don’t you mean finominle?
  13. This is great news! I've been looking for a new Czechoslovakian ivory guy.
  14. One day that kid’s gonna get busy in a Burger King bathroom.
  15. I hope all of our coaches inform their players that there will be special conditioning work for anyone spotted on one of those things.
  16. I wonder what gives? Those businessmen's specials drew pretty big crowds last year.
  17. poor aggy - eternally doomed to try to imitate us. So fitting that we scrubbed them from the postseason while they wore those unis.
  18. Yeah, but soon they’ll be shitting in high cotton.
  19. But it sounds like his tenants are fortunate enough to not have to shop at Randall’s. So they’ve got that going for them.
  20. Player

    Gym Pet Peeves

    fuck baylor
  21. You're characterizing the county's insurance policy as if you have actually read it. Maybe you have, I don't know. But aren't intentional acts generally excluded from coverage?
  22. This is the moment when Donald J. Trump became President. A THOUSAND HAMBERDERS OF LIGHT!
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