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Player

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  1. Condolences Dewey, and RIP Ski. Always enjoyed the updates of him having a good time on the beach.
  2. It ain’t cool being no jive turkeyX500 so close to thanksgiving.
  3. Player

    I want Kansas.

    The outlaw Breckyn Hager needs to annihilate some Jayhawks.
  4. Quality losses? You’re as pathetic as aggy.
  5. You had $1,200 worth of buttplugs shipped to your office too?
  6. Probably for Icono’s billowectomy.
  7. This sounds like the plot of an It’s Always Sunny episode.
  8. Except it probably wouldn’t burn, because it is made out of asbestos mined and processed by child laborers.
  9. I think he looks like a Lil’ Jordan. Nah, that’s Sam all the way.
  10. Of course not. He's the juggernaut, bitch.
  11. Not sure how much I’ve sunk into costs for this knucklehead so far: But it’s gonna be a long damn time before I see any return on investment.
  12. Yo dawg - I heard you liked to stuff beavers. So we put a stuffed beaver on yo plate so you can eat stuffed beaver while stuffing mike's mom's beaver.
  13. Why is there a trash can with “no trash” painted on the side of it behind the end zone?
  14. I wouldn’t have fessed up to that. In fact, I would have kept leaving stone markers to see if I could convince him it was an alien invasion.
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