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  1. From the “aggy jokes write themselves” files, I vaguely recall a texags story about some guy who challenged another poster to meet in person for a fight. The specified location was in downtown Houston “on the corner of Smith and Louisiana”. * I’m assuming it must’ve been this Wilson clown. * Smith and Louisiana are parallel streets.
  2. Mike Pence: Did you say hung?
  3. https://www.mlb.com/astros/fans/fanfest I have a couple of extra vouchers for this if anyone wants to go.
  4. What better way to burn down the Reichstag, er um Capitol?
  5. MORE STALL, MORE GALL - HE’S LYING, Y’ALL!
  6. "podium" = "treadmill"
  7. Leon is so butthurt that he’s not in Austin.
  8. Good catch.
  9. Don’t you mean finominle?
  10. This is great news! I've been looking for a new Czechoslovakian ivory guy.
  11. One day that kid’s gonna get busy in a Burger King bathroom.
  12. I hope all of our coaches inform their players that there will be special conditioning work for anyone spotted on one of those things.
  13. I wonder what gives? Those businessmen's specials drew pretty big crowds last year.
  14. poor aggy - eternally doomed to try to imitate us. So fitting that we scrubbed them from the postseason while they wore those unis.
  15. Yeah, but soon they’ll be shitting in high cotton.
  16. But it sounds like his tenants are fortunate enough to not have to shop at Randall’s. So they’ve got that going for them.
  17. Player

    Gym Pet Peeves

    fuck baylor
  18. You're characterizing the county's insurance policy as if you have actually read it. Maybe you have, I don't know. But aren't intentional acts generally excluded from coverage?
  19. This is the moment when Donald J. Trump became President. A THOUSAND HAMBERDERS OF LIGHT!
  20. Was Trump being rhetorical about how many burgers would be left over? Because I guarantee Huckabeef was hiding behind the drapes inhaling them sumbitches.
  21. Lifetime, Villa Sports, LA Fitness, etc. all have a variety of classes (and yoga is a good suggestion if you want to improve flexibility) that meet throughout the day, and would be able to accommodate your changing schedule. If you don’t want to sign a contract at a gym, there are also yoga places (new one in Town Lake for instance) that will let you pay by the session.
  22. SPECIAL PURPOSE!!!
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