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Bojack

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  1. Telling someone else to "touch grass" at 2 in the morning then you're back here at 5am. Way to live it up and take full advantage of your oh so cherished freedom while calling out others about wasting their lives on the internet.
  2. Ah, yes. The brave men of maga calling the Ukrainians crybabies and cowards after 3 years of repelling a full scale invasion by a far larger military that's bent on genocide. Whatever it takes to twist themselves into supporting the soft, moronic, criminal, serial sex abusing, draft dodging conman. And because they care so much about the debt.
  3. Back when every cough foreshadowed death by tuberculosis.
  4. By far the worst Wes Ansderson movie.
  5. This guy has a net worth in the hundreds of millions. For decades, people with far less have given him their money because they feel he's trustworthy and that he's a champion of the teachings of Jesus. Really, what chance do we have?
  6. How much of a simple fuck does someone have to be to have not thought this out any further than "he only bet on HIS TEAM WINNING"? Maybe think deep and consider why it's not ok to bet on your own team. On the days when has money on the Reds, he may not be managing with the team's long term interests in mind. "I have money on this so I'm going to leave Dibble out there for 3 innings even though he pitched yesterday and I'll likely need him tomorrow." Or on the days when he doesn't bet, it tips off the sort of shady people that would've been taking bets from a MLB manager. Or that he could've put himself in debt and been asked to alter a result to pay off that debt. Yes, our president is every bit this stupid. If he were a poster on the Surly baseball board, you'd face palm at reading his posts. Also, they've had this loaded up as a distraction for when he does something indefensible like side with the invading genocidal dictator over the democratic country being invaded. Holy shit this country sucks.
  7. It's so much worse than no bottom. I cannot adjust my expectations low enough.
  8. Great retort, you dipshit rube coward. He has over 50,000 pos reps of some sort vs. 66 negs. Ana's not going to answer direct questions about his beliefs. He's here to scrutinize and distort the views of others while not offering his own. He's chickenshit. That's all.
  9. I hope that guy is 5'9" and not 6'9".
  10. Would be so refreshing if the response to that was "so the fuck what?" but it'll be some jihad bullshit with firings, special sessions, investigations, and rolling over.
  11. This shows one of the ways that we're worse off than Idiocracy and that we'd kill to have President Camacho right now. Instead of the smartest man, Trump gets the richest man to solve all our problems. Then there are no consequences for Elon's failure. If Not Sure failed, he was to be killed by Beef Supreme with a flamethrower.
  12. The guy that's really in charge of this abomination of an administration that you voted for threw up nazi salutes at the inauguration, you nazi dumbfuck.
  13. Fucking national disgrace. A real low point in our nation's history.
  14. When I was working in Columbia, South Carolina back in 2003, many of the convenience stores would have "prayer lists" by the register. You were invited to write the name of a person and what you wanted some circle of weirdos to pray about on their behalf. I would write on there about my friend Jeff Spicoli who needed prayers for his substance abuse. If I ever encounter something like that again, I'll ask for prayers for my friend Avon Barksdale and his legal troubles.
  15. Everything is so fucking broken. There's just no way to adjust my expectations low enough. No matter where you are. No matter if you're corrupt or even human trafficking scum, Donald Trump will come to your rescue if only he can extract some favor or if you say you like him. But some park ranger or special education student? Fuck off, parasite!
  16. I think they're in a hurry for all sorts of reasons. This is perhaps one of them. If I remember correctly, you're someone that was thinking a second Trump term wouldn't be so bad. This isn't meant as an attack, but how do you feel now? Do you think there's some chance we somehow don't have elections in 2026 or 2028? I expected unbelievably awful from Trump 2 but it's been worse than I expected so far.
  17. For one thing, Trump's demand that the US get 50% of Ukraine's mineral resources. I know they've been successful in flooding the zone to where no scandal or outrage or absurdity gets the attention it should but I feel that demand is a real low point in our nation's history.
  18. This right here. Some of the more chilling things I've heard from the new oligarchs are when they acknowledge there will be "temporary hardship" or that things will be painful during their process of destroying everything before they rebuild it. It certainly doesn't sound like people that are willing to lose power in midterms next year or in 2028. They're also not seeing themselves in sharing those hardships or willing to give away their fortunes.
  19. Or this.
  20. All done by Donald, Elon, and the nazi kids, people who have no appreciation for National Parks or nature. People who have never had a real job and look down on the very idea of work itself.
  21. Seems like Anastasis has finally found politicians in our 2 party system that he openly supports.
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