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Bojack

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  1. Pornhorn isn't awake yet. Icredulity has been passed out drunk for 2 hours.
  2. This is terrific. Donald: Aliens eating cats. Much like the late, great Alf. He wants to have your cat for dinner.
  3. Quoting this bit of genius because it deserves more rep than it's likely to get on a game thread.
  4. Good chance he won't be there after the break.
  5. It's not. The story is going to be that this clown is unhinged.
  6. It seems like she hasn't talked in 10 minutes.
  7. Holy fuck. Victor Orban. He'll get around to Hannibal Lecter yet.
  8. I agree. He's not coming off well at all. He's running through all the crazy shit that most people miss since they're either not engaged or they consume media that shields the from his lunacy.
  9. Not me. My uncle knew all about those things so I'm good.
  10. Fuck this pre-game shit. Anyone know the actual kickoff time?
  11. In honor of Lobo, YGifs: Damnit, I had something for this. I was thinking: Some mace, some horseradish, uhh... some coffee creamer...whatever makes sense.
  12. To be fair, it looks like a comedy club and I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
  13. Aren't you part Cajun as well? Bet you'd really hate to those crosstabs.
  14. Trump needs an Orlando type so he can have a clean name on the liquor license. Of course in Trump world, there's a much greater chance the front ends up being a criminal as well.
  15. Donald Trump is Pronghorn?
  16. From the comments:
  17. What's the punchline? Q: How many Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to change the lightbulb. Two to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
  18. I think I know what satire is. I know it's almost bed time for you but can you explain what's satirical about the post they're referring to?
  19. But he's adding to his almost 30,000 posts, mostly in the CR, many of them full of petty insults, while he strolls through fields of ripe wheat.
  20. Today JD will be practicing his new and improved retail politics in a burger joint in Wisconsin. JD: Hey, I'm running for Vice President. Worker: OK JD: How long you worked here? Worker: Since May when I dropped out of college. JD: OK. What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
  21. JD Vance: "I'll take some hot dog buns, a jar of bbq sauce, one of those license plates. Whatever makes sense. How long you worked here?"
  22. He's saying that Jesus would cheat to make him the winner.
  23. JFC. Or maybe you're just a contrarian jackass. That shit is clearly staged. Nobody just happens to have a sledgehammer laying around whether it's a man cave or a living room. Why the fuck are you arguing?
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