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Bojack

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  1. Bojack

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    This thread got bumped so I picked up where I left off back in 2022. maninblack is a fucking dumbass.
  2. Chickenshits have the comments turned off.
  3. Seems like the French and British did most of the fighting in World War 1 and the Soviets in WW2. We had 116,000 deaths in World War I. France had 1.4 million. UK had almost 1 million. Battles of Verdun and the Somme happened before we even entered the war. I know Dotard is a well regarded historian but it's just different than what I've always heard.
  4. If he's elected Pope, that will top all the needless and pre-emptive capitulations made to Trump so far.
  5. I think the most glorious punishment for these people would be for them to have to work regular crappy jobs and to live off of the meager proceeds of their own work. We could make it a never ending reality tv show. Let's see how they do at a series of occupations where they don't get to rely on enormous family fortunes and their ability to fleece rubes.
  6. Don't know if this has been noticed or posted about on the Astros board but things not going well for our old friend Joc Pederson. He's mired in an 0-41 streak.
  7. I love these dated references that I find on Surly. A few weeks back, someone posted a picture of George Steinbrenner with Billy Martin from the late 70s or early 80s and many of us olds gave it the +1 laugh rep. I try and remember that to a younger person, a Billy Martin reference in 2025 would be like if my grandfather had said something like "reminds me of Connie Mack, amirite?" in 1982.
  8. Elon's vow to be less involved with DOGE so he can concentrate on Tesla reminds me of Slingblade when Frank comes home and Doyle tells him, "well, the upshot is I'll be spending a lot more time here."
  9. They'll never realize they were suckers much less admit it. The older Trumpers were mostly the people swilling Limbaugh and Fox News in the 9/11, Iraq War days. You can hardly find anybody lately that will admit they supported any of that, much less that they were duped by it. Some of the only people I've heard that'll own it are never Trump former Republicans, several of which we have on this board. I've talked with quite a few MAGA in real life who say they loved and still love O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, and Toby Keith but nah they were always against those wars, even Afghanistan from the very start. When this whole Trumpism thing crashes into the mountain like it did at the end of the 2nd Bush term, they'll quietly change their views retroactively rather than admit they were rubes. Above all else, they'll never admit that the left or Democrats were ever right about any of it. * The above is the best case scenario, as good as it's ever going to get for the end of Trumpism if we're lucky enough to see it.
  10. With some Maga nimrod in the near future, I plan to assert that Donald Trump is the dumbest person in the history of American public life. When they say no way, I'll challenge them to name 1 dumber person. Whoever they want, politician, athlete, actor, absolutely anyone. Once they've named their one dumber person, I'll ask that they take a few days and find the objectively dumbest things their person has said, actual quotes only, and I'll collect the same for Trump. It's a fucking slam dunk I'll win that shit. I'll be sure to include the per capita quote above.
  11. Hahaha. I thought that was a Gary Peterson type photoshop until I saw the video just below. The kids are dreading that the groupchats they're part of might leak. Or maybe they're the ones that leaked this latest batch.
  12. Haven't watched it all but he must be screening his audience pretty carefully these days.
  13. Except lions or hyenas will likely come steal it since the leopard can't carry that face up a tree. Way more than Jackie Jr. My fawtha.
  14. CNBC: Dow drops 200 points after China, EU hit back with retaliatory tariffs and Trump threatens to "execute every motherfucking last one of ya."
  15. Not enough. I want him to be disgraced, broke, in prison like the Colonel at the end of Boogie Nights or rotting away in Russia's worst nursing home.
  16. We really need an angry laughing +1 reaction.
  17. Indeed. Along with that famously Republican sentiment of, "who cares about money anyway?"
  18. On Facebook several years ago, I had a lot of back home type friends who were always going on about "everyone gets a trophy" and how it's making today's kids and our country soft. They didn't seem to remember that in the leagues we played in as youths in the 80s everyone got a fucking trophy, the same god damn trophy whether they were on the championship team or last place. Same whether they were the best player in the league or the worst. Yet somehow in 2018, they were a bunch of old school hard asses who never ever got a participation trophy.
  19. Imagine being an Air Force general and NSA director and getting fired on the say so of fucking Laura Loomer. The left wing equivalent of Laura Loomer doesn't exist as a public figure, much less would that person ever have any influence over staffing of the highest ranks of the fucking US military.
  20. This from the guy who just unironically in 2025 called someone else a cuck. Fuck off, you dimwitted rube.
  21. This point about the scale of wealth inequality should be hammered constantly. If a million dollars is a mile, a billion is a 1000 miles, roughly Austin to Chicago. Even back in the Reagan "greed is good" 80s, we despised Randolph & Mortimer Duke and Gordon Gekko who were fictional, more likable, and broke ass motherfuckers compared to Elon and Zuckerberg. I never even hear our oligarchs referred to as greedy. Let no one escape knowing how the wealth of Bezos compares to an Amazon worker or Elon's compared to the park ranger or veteran at the VA whose jobs are being cut. Also, there's only 800 billionaires in the US and these assholes have this much influence? Saw this on Surly somewhere and it's one of the best demonstrations of wealth inequality I've seen.
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