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Bojack

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  1. He's suggesting that the aggies have spent their money wisely on long lasting football infrastructure like stadium upgrades which he likens to having a big house and a wife with big boobs. The stupid sips, on the other hand, have spent the money on players which he likens to vacations and things like fancy cars and clothes which won't appreciate in value.
  2. Are you talking about Kobe and Korie Black or Moe and Joe Black?
  3. I really don't like what I'm reading from y'all in this thread. If the democrats defended a guy like this as unfairly accused and he ended up dismembering someone, I don't believe our Republican friends across the aisle would try to make an issue of it.
  4. She certainly seems dumb enough but she'll need to get a lot more angry than that to have any chance in her Republican primary.
  5. I fell asleep watching this bullshit. Did something happen to "that dude", Weigman?
  6. This one of Clapton's racist quotes. Not only horrifically racist but he put people in immediate danger with this bullshit. Sounds as if it inspired the get 'em up against the wall part of The Wall. “Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands … So where are you? Well, wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white … The black wogs and coons and Arabs and f*cking Jamaicans don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man … This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for f*ck’s sake? … Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!”
  7. "I just had to purchase a new car because a deer totaled my other one." That's just great. This guy lets a deer drive his car now we the taxpayers are left to subsidize his stupidity.
  8. One drawback to The Homer I never thought about is that everyone, most especially the kids, is dead as fuck if that thing ever rolls over. I don't see that Tesla has recently announced a price for the Cybertruck. All I can find if I search is some wide ranging speculation based on Tesla's initial 2019 estimate of $39,900 and Elon saying at some point that it would be more expensive than that. $39,900 is pretty funny since the Yugo's starting price was $3990. "Buy a little freedom! Buy a Yugo!"
  9. You think it was the vaping? Nah, it was the handjob. Want to know something else? It was worth it.
  10. Still can't believe that's Dan Dority from Deadwood.
  11. Those dirty Miami fucks did the same thing to us at the Cotton Bowl that time and won 46-3!
  12. Was hoping the guy that walks up to him at the end of the video was going to hit him with one of these and they'd drag him away.
  13. When I hear Moving In Stereo, I'll always think of Phoebe Cates. When I hear Stuck in the Middle With You, I'll think of the ear scene in Reservoir Dogs. When I hear the lyric, "they say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings", I'll think of that fat-ass criminal loser hugging a flag.
  14. I imagine you had a few Knights of the Round Table shirts.
  15. Bojack

    LBGTQ

  16. Something like this, I hope.
  17. Too bad. Maybe Kamala is K this year?
  18. It is something else. It's the ultimate aggy move. First time I heard it when I was a sophomore in high school. I wore a UT shirt to school and was confronted by a teacher that I'd never spoken to before and it went something like this: Teacher: I don't like your shirt. I went to the other school. 14 year old me: You went to OU? Teacher: No! I was one of the first girls ever allowed into Texas A and M that wasn't someone's daughter and I'll have you know that we've beaten t.u. more times in your lifetime than they've beaten us! She went on to say something about scholarship limits. This was '89 or '90.
  19. This guy, maybe?
  20. Not sure if it's her but this is from a few years ago. To be fair, she probably lives in that lake and might have a calf nearby.
  21. I've always wished Lucinda would return the favor and write a song called Vic Chesnutt.
  22. Not the first time Jesse Kelly has publicly called for fascism. Here he is from 2 years ago. Tucker wholeheartedly agreed.
  23. I think people are largely pissed off at your dishonesty. Personally, I can't imagine anyone is really stupid enough to suggest that Lincoln was a uniting president. It's tiresome to see posters try and argue against a point that no sane, half way intelligent person could possibly believe.
  24. What's this sick creep do with a narrow, uneven slab with 2 patio chairs facing each other in the middle of his yard?
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