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Bojack

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  1. Damn. I'm glad I stayed off of this thread last week. I thought this episode was a nice rebound. I quit watching Walking Dead when I realized that I didn't care which of the main characters got beaten to death with a spiked bat. It's ok to quit a show. I'm not calling out anyone in particular just saying that sometimes it's the right call.
  2. I worked at Port Arthur Waffle House on Jimmy Johnson Blvd as a waiter in the summer of '94. I think the most I ever pulled was 18 of 24 hours + 2 waffles. Sometimes they'd schedule me a graveyard shift followed by a second shift that was afternoon and dinner. On the graveyards, you'd have to deal with all the drunks but at least you made some money and things were eventful. The second shift in the afternoons was always slow so they started an all you can eat promotion. That brought an endless parade of flat topped, no tipping Port Neches Boudreauxs who'd sit down and say, "we want the boofay." Graveyard, a little sleep then back at 2pm would have me feeling like I didn't exist outside of Waffle House. It's a worthy punishment.
  3. Jomboy loves Lance Lynn. Nice to see the Astros lighting him up. I look forward to his next breakdown.
  4. Now leading the major leagues in run differential.
  5. Ugh. I hadn't thought of that when I wrote my comment.
  6. The people that think that never watch that shit. They just get a dishonest summary headline of the speech.
  7. Consider naming your yacht after your grift. If your scam is raising money for Trump's legal bills, christen your boat Trump's Legal Bills. The guy that fleeced the rubes for donations to build the wall and bought a yacht with the money instead missed on a great joke and perhaps some legal cover by not naming it The Wall.
  8. @GRHorn, did Bob's finally manage to serve you with a cease and desist letter?
  9. I've always liked to think that that was all the indication Michael ever gave to whack Fredo, that there might have been a later scene where Michael confronts Neri. "You killed Fredo and dumped his body in the lake?!" "Yeah. I thought that was what you meant when you gave me that look at the funeral." "No, you idiot. I meant, look at this guy, blubbering like a baby in his kid brother's arms."
  10. I know what's the matter with you. You're just jealous because he's a real man.
  11. Of course. I'm surprised they're not grifting the rubes for donations to the inauguration as it is.
  12. Damn. That was good. Ryan, you did the right thing.
  13. I think yours might be the first that has anything to do with food by virtue of the lemon slices on the cover.
  14. Here are beloved right wing wit, Jesse Kelly, and the man Icono Macklemore thinks would make a great president showing that this cartoon is hardly an exaggeration. @GRHorn, Jesse makes a real knee-slapper of a feminists can't cook joke that you might want to post in the Comic Relief thread.
  15. I'd be tempted to fight Eric Trump except I'd rather not shred my fist on those teeth. I'd love to hurt Alex Jones somehow but would not want to see my fist disappear into that toxic ooze of cookie dough.
  16. If it's a fist fight, Charlie Kirk. After he's knocked the fuck out, I want to whisper "lil bits, lil bits." If it's verbal, MTG. I'd like to approach her and ask, "Anyone ever tell you look like Mr. Potatohead?" in a tone that suggests I'm making a flattering comparison. Then when she and her entourage act offended, I say something like, "I'm so sorry. I meant no offense. What's the new woke term for it? Genderless Plastic Potato Person?" as if they're taking offense at the Mr. part.
  17. That's a keen insight by Dr. Leakey but he still couldn't solve that geometry equation from Max Fischer's dream.
  18. Bojack

    Concept Albums

    This is one of my favorite records of the last 15 years. I saw them at SXSW the year it was released, literally in someone's back yard. They only played songs from Hospice.
  19. I wish there were a Jaguar fan, wtf +1 rep button. If some Surly CR poster is behind that, well done and good luck fleecing those rubes.
  20. Looking at this makes me want to rewatch Idiocracy for all the little details I've missed. The bench has some holes in it from some past court mayhem. There's a spotlight on the judge and what looks like a waffle iron on the table.
  21. They're burying the lede that Hunter Biden has 2 dicks.
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