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Bojack

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  1. Let me tell you something, my piper-drac friend.
  2. In some dystopian futures, like Children of Men or A Quiet Place, I think I'd try to survive and help others. Some are too bleak to bother like The Road or Texas President Joe Rogan.
  3. Judd Nelson. Someone really knocked his dick in the dirt.
  4. Hey, Pederson! You like that? You like that? I hope fans have rubbed that in his face at every opportunity. Would be nice to get the whole stadium chanting it.
  5. Something I'd rather not hear tonight in the first two innings or any other time this series: "That'll load the bases for Eddie Rosario."
  6. If Abbott beats him to it, Huffines will tweet out that if he were governor he'd be offering prima nocta and 20k.
  7. Here's an idea. Maybe you could be the Jeff Fisher of rep and just stay at .500.
  8. Bo runs right through him Puddle of roids and hair gel Brian Bosworth sucks.
  9. No. He had 5 items in the only regular lane that was open. He ended up splitting the total between a debit card and check. He asked for cigarettes. When the cashier finally came back, he got really mad and yelled, "I asked for soft pack!" After he paid, he looked at the receipt and disputed the price of one of his items, "your sign said they were 2 for 1$. You charged me $3.24 each!"
  10. I was in line behind Lincoln Riley at HEB yesterday. For 10 minutes, he tried to convince the cashier that HEB should have those customer rewards cards. He started pulling his cards from other stores out of his wallet and slapping them down on the counter. "Albertson's! Kroger! Carr's! Ralph's! Randall's! CVS! I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand this!"
  11. I think they're going for Bill the Butcher for Abe. Politics are also a match for MAGA. $50 each, why am I not making money off of these lunatics?
  12. Kind of fucked up but here goes. Donkeyseeds is the worst poster on this site. We lost to Arkansas whose coach is a fat fucking r-word but he's not clearly not bulimic. Kate's Secret was not that great a movie from what I remember but I was like 12. Fozzz, you still suck.
  13. Get some sleep. This is just internet bullshit. It's not worth staying up all night.
  14. What's up with the skull stickers on all the right wing trucks? Sometimes they're Punisher skulls, sometimes just regular skulls. They're often painted like American flags. What is that?
  15. What do you think of this bathing suit incident? Would you say that's rude behavior?
  16. I can't remember a boxing match since Fury, Wilder 2 that wasn't some youtuber vs a has been mma fighter. Commentators are baked off their asses, rambling pure nonsense. This weekend's main event features a 58 year old man stepping up on short notice. The co-main event is two 46 year old mma fighters. I thought that was rock bottom even for the sport of boxing that's been a joke for decades. Now former President of the United States and soft punk insurrectionist Donald Trump and his loser son will be part of the broadcast. All this on the 20th anniversary of 9/11. We've plummeted straight past Idiocracy.
  17. I think most likely alignment is... North: Kansas, Kansas St, Iowa St, Cincinnati, BYU, West Virginia South: Texas Tech, Okie St, Baylor, TCU, UH, UCF What I'd like to see... Kansas, K St, Iowa St, West Virginia, Oklahoma St, Tech Baylor, TCU, BYU, UCF, Juggalo St, Cougar High
  18. Looks like they just slapped a Trump onto Carl from Sling Blade.
  19. Same as always with Alex Jones. "Take this stuff that I'm taking and you too can be 400 pounds of raging shit and cookie dough in a 200 lb. bag" No, thank you.
  20. Fozzz, back when you were Fozzz, I suggested that you start a thread called "The Fozzz Manifesto" which would help people to understand just what the fuck point you're trying to make with some of what you post. You post this kind of thing without the context of your own opinion on the matter. This is largely why people are so hostile to you in CR, Fozzz.
  21. I don't know if the bill was ever signed by the governor or if it got struck down by courts immediately, but the Louisiana legislature passed a law back in 1990 that lowered the penalty for beating a person that was desecrating an American flag to a $25 maximum fine. It was never enacted. This Texas abortion law reminds me of that but this is so much worse. Flag burning was never really an issue that mattered to anyone. It was just an attempt to make a culture wars wedge issue. Our abortion law has far reaching effects and is the law today because the Supreme Court chose not to make a ruling. Our law doesn't just minimize the penalty for interfering in the exercise of someone else's rights. It rewards and encourages it. Plus, that 1990 bill was passed by those Southern Comfort assholes we used to laugh at, the same people that almost elected David Duke. This shit is the law in Texas. It's amazing how far we've fallen. https://apnews.com/article/d0d556c5d4254d1db5984ca2266d3c9e
  22. It hasn't magically changed things for the better but I imagine it's put the brakes on some crazy, right wing shit like our abortion law. Some Trumpkin, both sider dumbshit wandered in to the CR the other day talking about the leftist agenda. The American leftist agenda is pretty much dreaming of someday having universal healthcare like the rest of the developed world, maybe someday doing something about climate change, maybe someday raising the minimum wage (still $7.25 an hour!), and legalizing weed. Otherwise, we play defense against insane Maga and Rebublican bullshit and try to slow our descent into hell. Winning the occasional upset election in a red state helps things from getting worse but you're right that it won't do wonders if you don't control everything.
  23. We're on our way to being face sucking Aliens. Holy shit.
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