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Bojack

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  1. Bojack replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    First he calls him or her a terrorist.
  2. How hammered have you got to be to get pulled over at 45th and Avenue B on a Monday night? I don't imagine it's the kind of place cops stake out looking for drunk drivers.
  3. You're welcome. Just looking after your delicate sensibilities. Poe, she said the pages were stuck together. You understand what she meant? Bill was jacking it and jizzing on the photos of naked dudes, Poe. Might have even been gay sex acts in the magazine. It wasn't clear.
  4. @Poe It Up, you'll want to skip over 7:00-8:00 of the new episode. Lady Mormont finds a gay porn magazine in Bill's truck.
  5. We're talking about a Republican in 2023 so it's likely a reference meant to praise Hitler, like 1488 or some shit.
  6. Wow! This is encouraging. Didn't realize you were capable of this kind of nuance.
  7. Negged for the superfluous apostrophes and because you suck.
  8. She must have gotten the Covid vaccine. It's the only possible explanation.
  9. RIP. I feel like an idiot. All this time I thought she was Silk and the other one was Diamond.
  10. You guys hear about Gaetz and Boebert? They voted present. Oh yeah? Wait 'til I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.
  11. It's a blueprint even for someone like George Santos Halper. Someone was wondering who in the hell would take a job on Santos's staff and I say that's a golden opportunity for a job that wouldn't be very difficult. If I were to take such a post, first thing I'd say to him would be something like, "Never mind all the lying. You're here now. Lean all the way into the crazy and next term party leadership will be sucking your dick and giving you everything you want. You have the most important qualification for success in the modern Republican Party which is a complete lack of shame."
  12. It amuses me that McCarthy gave something substantial to MTG with the expectation that she could deliver the batshit wing of the party. Last term she had no committee assignment whatsoever because she's a straight up true believer Q nut. Sold his soul and got jack shit in return. Reap it, McCarthy, you asshole loser.
  13. More like a success for your party that blocks every proposed increase in federal minimum wage.
  14. I think his big announcement will be that he's accepting the invitation to return to Twitter. He might also float the idea of a merger between Truth and Twitter that would feature purple checkmarks. He'll praise the business acumen Elon has displayed lately. Elron will also make an announcement something like together they're going to battle the woke mob and the pedophiles.
  15. Might be the same guy that stopped being a Rage Against the Machine fan over a political tweet by Tom Morello.
  16. Deep neg witch hunts? You have more than 100 negs on the first page of this thread alone. cactusflinthead can only have inflicted a handful of those.
  17. You've been holding at -70 or worse for several days now. Anyone that wanted to could've finished your sorry ass off. Not to mention, it's at least your fifth sock. You're treated pretty gently considering what a loathsome, disingenuous piece of shit you are.
  18. Bojack replied to Hank Kingsley's topic in Cloak Room
    Fozzz, who in particular do you think should be called out for covering the Kanye meltdown? Mostly I've just been seeing twitter links of Kanye wearing a gimp mask on Alex Jones and repeatedly praising Hitler. Are traditional media covering this story much?
  19. Funny how often it happens that right wingers will put some celebrity, like Kanye or Lara Logan, on a pedestal for spouting right wing bullshit only to have those celebrities soon after reveal beyond any doubt that they're certifiable. Not to mention the ones, like Brett Favre, who turn out to be low-life crooks.
  20. Republicans chant about hanging you. Democrats see you as a gutless, Christo-fascist coward. What makes you so popular?
  21. The GOAT of nicknames according to @Poe It Up
  22. I suck at gifs. Tanner is saying, "He's not dead. He's drunk."
  23. Damn. That's an especially sad-ass looking Applebee's
  24. Bitch, you don't believe in the very idea of democracy. Fuck off out of this thread.
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