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Bojack

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  1. I can't believe this NC9 hasn't been a bigger story. If democrats had pulled off some of the most blatant voter fraud in memory, FoxNews and the rest of the right wing propaganda machine would've made household names of everyone involved. Special election is happening today and it's barely a story anywhere.
  2. "G Rice had great range but Alaska - that's deep," former Duke basketball star Bobby Hurley posted via Twitter.
  3. I read this in the voice of Chamberlain of the Skeksis.
  4. Half of Alabama has probably been hoping for that to vindicate Trump as a meteorologist.
  5. Those people are like trained seals at this point. They're not really hearing or understanding the words. They're just responding to the tones of his speech and slapping their flippers together when he gets to the part where he sucks his own dick for something that's bigger and better than ever because of Trump.
  6. EMA perfectly exhibits current right wing attitudes about government spending. Would that spending help those that he feels don't deserve it? Yes? Then, fuck no, don't want to pay for it. Never mind that we'd likely pay less in the long run for treating addiction and prevention than we'd pay for overdoses, diseases, broken homes, lost productivity, crime, and whatever else. Also, never a peep about increased military spending because MAGA and Jesus.
  7. Did they finally do away with Scott Fisher or have I just been lucky enough to have missed him lately?
  8. Aside from all those mentioned, I was impressed with Roschon Johnson and his "just happy to be here, hope I can help the ballclub" attitude. He looked like a guy that could play running back if needed.
  9. The chair is against the wall.
  10. Yes. The two things he's figured out in all his life: 1) He can promote himself as a brand that is rich prick that shits in a golden toilet. 2) American right wingers are a ready made cult that is ideal for his brand of grifting.
  11. A reminder that Breitbart has about as much integrity as Jacob Wohl or James O'Keefe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firing_of_Shirley_Sherrod
  12. Bonus is that all the Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer wackos will be more suspicious of any new members.
  13. Cedric Griffin
  14. "greatest political movement in the history of our Country..." is every bit as crazy as calling himself the Chosen One. MAGA> Abolition, Women's Suffrage, Civil Rights, Labor Movement? Nothing this guy does or says should surprise me at this point. 2020 is our last chance to stand against a worldwide tide of Authoritarianism. I hope Liz Warren has plenty of protection.
  15. Aside from no more insults, what else might persuade you to vote for a Democrat? How can we appeal to the Pepe the Frog demographic?
  16. It won't be a cute kid. It'll be white nationalist Oliver from the Brady Bunch.
  17. Valar Morghulis Trump 2020
  18. I didn't recognize the guy in the back, but my guess was that he's someone that was either fired like a dog or that he had to resign in disgrace. Indeed, that's former White House staff secretary, Rob Porter, who resigned following abuse allegations by his ex-wives. https://www.businessinsider.com/infamous-photo-trump-omarosa-scaramucci-rob-porter-2018-2
  19. Worth it to post that slop twice. It's misleading to say that he presided over the autopsy. Baden was hired by Epstein's people to observe the autopsy which, according to New York's chief medical examiner, is a common practice. The results of the autopsy have still not been released, pending further information. Zavala, fuck off with posting Hulk Hogan, Bloodsport Capital, and The_Real_Fly as sources. It's funny how the right wingers, including the President, are so quick to parrot conspiracies on this. https://www.apnews.com/8db7a65602a741ab9f625c2c58d1f688
  20. Koch Foods is not affiliated with the Koch brothers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koch_Foods
  21. You like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?
  22. I'm making no judgments about BrickHorn's family or any other person I don't know with this post. A lot of what people are objecting to when they object to being called racist is just the term itself. Strangely, it's similar to someone saying, "I'm not a feminist. I just think women should have equal rights." or "I'm not an environmentalist. i just think we should have clean air and water." They see racist as a negative label but have absolutely no problem whatsoever with the tenants of racism. Here's a literal hood wearing klansman denying that he's a racist but arguing for racism.
  23. Foxy Lady in Beaumont
  24. Paraphrasing Dan Neil about that game: We didn't block a soul that day. That was all him.
  25. I'd guess White Mike and Sergei are his favorites.
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