Everything posted by Gravy Train
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Beat OU
BEAT OU, because a 1-3 Oklahoma gets to travel the following week to... ...Fort Worth.
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Beat OU
Fuck it, if I find a single, I'm going to the Cotton Bowl. 1-3 Oklahoma has a nice ring to it, and aside from B12 officiating fuckery, Texas is set up just fine to embarrass OU.
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Baylor @ West Virginia
Larry Fedora is coaching the BU offense, believe it or not.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Mensa was already told to "get it fixed," and he knows his job is on the line. Like his first time around, he just called up some other B1G retread buddies. None of them have an "up and coming" resume or are a known development pipeline to the NFL.
- OU at ISU
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OU at ISU
All that [sic] humility and he has two hard years to "learn" the QB position in Norman, Oklahoma... while attending classes at OU, knowing he passed up offers at Miami, UA and ASU.
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OU at ISU
LOL third-and-Orlando from Case McCoy, and a DB who never played the ball.
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OU at ISU
No. OU looks derpy on both sides of the ball. Maybe they're playing down to Texas' level. Look for my paid livestream on bumfights.tv next week.
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i'm so fucking mad`
Urban hired this fraud and the better halves of UT and OUsux are coached with Urban Meyer Ohio State retreads.
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Fuck Big 12 refs
I'd ask CDC to contract a retired official or a practicing HS official who's well-read on NCAA protocol to independently review each game. He should be hot-mic'd on the field with the coaches and/or join the team presser with a 10-minute segment each game to review the game officiating. Troll the everloving fuck out of this conference and their poorly-educated crew so there's a weekly, public reminder of where they're fucking up.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
That go-ahead TD play call where Ingram fumbled, trying to stretch the ball was classic TH autistic spectrum football. There were at least three ways to get in the endzone with that formation and zero situational awareness. What a waste of talent.
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Baylor @ West Virginia
Odd to see the Baylor offense struggle with so many opportunities for production, but their OL is ass. WVU DL is playing out of their minds and Brewer has to bail them out on his feet.
- Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
Run it down their throats
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
LOL, hit him harder next time, Gary.
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roach refs
Get your shit together, B12 clown conference
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
It's a Gawker Media product, little more than an ignorant and smug affront for industry reposts and writers with shit opinions. It's the Automotive-equivalent of Deadspin.
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BIG is getting embarrassing
Clever Girl, Reddit. Stark departure from the groupthink, glad-handing bullshit you typically perpetuate.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
They'll be lucky to move 5000 units annually. Nobody plunking down $40K for a new FR platform chooses this over a Supra, Camaro or Mustang.
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Spencer Rattler seems like he sucks
We could make a NFL call to send Omenihu, Okafor, Roach, Ridgeway and Poona back into the Cotton Bowl with a week of practice by Orakpo and it wouldn't make a shit. Riley's formula is to hold for the 3.5 sec it takes to execute a screen with a QB who only needs to make two reads and a quick release. Max Duggan graded higher on on the 40 yd dash, 20 yd shuttle, vertical jump, power throw and SPARQ rating, if one would believe that.
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Dallas Stars 2019-2020 Season Thread
THEY DID IT!
- Fire Mike Yurcich
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
Savagegeese is great for specific car reviews, especially established and older models. I dig the segment where they discuss particular design flaws and get the car up on the lift to dissect suspension and drivetrain components.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
"I bOuGhT tHe ChEaPeSt Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais Quad 442 oN tHe InTarTaRdS! "Now, watch me change the oil, point out a few quirks and features, and otherwise not accomplish dick with it." Do you layer a tee shirt under your tee shirt as well? All these YouTube celebs are dipshits... except for maybe Rich Rebuilds, because he has balls, actually works in his garage (with seemingly zero training or specialized tools) and told Tesla to fuck themselves.
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Surly Megathread of destruction and doom. [BEWARE VERY DOOMY]
Dallas, 2016, at an otherwise peaceful BLM rally...