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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. That sucks man. I’d see a doctor. He can prescribe viagra or cialis. This is the football board after all.
  2. Appreciate this.
  3. I pay an aggy grad $5 an hour to stand on the street corner and spin a cardboard arrow that says “Texas is a juggernaut.” I am doing my part.
  4. Hmmm…She never says anything about that to me.
  5. He should have gotten married earlier.
  6. Not exactly what I imagined for the Go-Go Offense.
  7. Quote from the ESPN article. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41399980/north-carolina-mack-brown-overwhelmingly-supported-players Brown has a reputation for taking losses particularly hard, something he'd promised his wife, Sally, he would improve upon when he returned to UNC in 2019 after 16 seasons coaching Texas (1998-2013). However, he said he has struggled to change his stripes. ——————— Get back up and fight you fucking pussy!
  8. I dream of being up 56-0 in Dallas at the start of the 4Q while we watch Casey Thompson running in fear as Colin Simmons and Tyanthony Smith tee off on him.
  9. UNC has a football board. I learned something new today.
  10. Jesus, Mack. Not watching the game, but does JMU have a one legged 27 year old Mormon playing QB?
  11. Brooks is not even playing for the Illini
  12. This was outstanding. Thanks for posting. Gave me an appreciation for Michigan’s defense.
  13. Raiders-Chargers may summon the worst collection of fans in America.
  14. From Tokyo… TEXAS!!!!
  15. That is impressive.
  16. Is he on Surly?
  17. And he is the best floor manager this factory has ever seen!
  18. Dude, he and Johnny are passed out, face down on the floor in the Bryan Motel 6. There may or may not be a dead hooker laying in the bed. Did you expect an update this morning?
  19. The Atlantic Coast Conference runs through the Bay Area and Dallas.
  20. Well, it is the media so….
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