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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Interesting. I never knew the Spanish word for “rapists” was “Baylor.” That may be a more modern interpretation.
  2. I moved into a place next to the airport and the planes are too loud. Can you do something about that?
  3. Cutting, insightful analysis. Better than anything I have read in the Statesman. Where do I send my 9.95?
  4. I wish! Instead I infect every electronic device in my place with whatever illegal Russian stream I find online. Wake-up at 1 AM Japan to watch our 11 AM US games. Hook ‘em! FIGHT!
  5. Hot take right here.
  6. Probably so. I think our sideline headsets have “American Airlines…worse than Amtrak” written in them. Or something like that.
  7. Hungover in Tokyo: Texas
  8. Ok. Now go fix me a sandwich. That was not on your fucking list.
  9. Good luck, Klinger.
  10. From Tokyo: 戦い or ファイト
  11. Psyched for Royal Ivey and South Sudan. What a great story!! Fuck the PRC!
  12. It sound like that $12M dollar check from Baker’s Dad to Bowles finally cleared.
  13. Jack Malik stole the show when he opened for Ed Sheeran
  14. He envies the stability of Max Scherzer’s career.
  15. Like a Make-a-wish moment.
  16. Berkeley will probably give up football and join the West Coast Conference.
  17. Continue with a great Summer.
  18. Girls were romancing each other, man. Dooms us every time.
  19. Princeton can use a guy like Joel.
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