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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. In a mobile home smoking meth?
  2. Sounds like me trying to get the family out of the house for a weekend event.
  3. …and that is why you will never teach again you deviant.
  4. I don’t think they could ever find enough Uber Driver’s to get them out of there.
  5. To win.
  6. I came back from the bars last night and watched from my place in Tokyo…so fuck yeah a lot of people watched this!!
  7. Are you telling me a former Charlie Strong assistant coach does not have a well disciplined team?
  8. Come on FSU. Fuck Kelly and his band of feaux country accent mother fuckers.
  9. This was amazing. I can’t believe I had never heard this. Thanks for sharing.
  10. Sark did not release a depth chart. Did you not hear that?
  11. Hits close to home. I had a Marlboro and a Fresca for breakfast this morning.
  12. Unless you’re in the Middle East.
  13. So you’re saying he has a chance?
  14. Probably already mentioned, but after a couple years of many firsts, a “Brittany Griner for Viktor Bout Proposed Prisoner Swap” was not on my bingo card.
  15. Easy, man! You can blame the dudes that drowned for the dead hookers in your trunk. You’re good.
  16. That’s cute. ChiTown relaxes by going to auctions at Christie’s to be the high bidder for Jimmy Page’s guitar from Led Zeppelin’s 1975 performance at London’s Earls Court.
  17. At least you can’t blame it on a one armed man.
  18. Something other than sports.
  19. Right on cue. https://asia.nikkei.com/Politics/Yakuza-leader-arrested-in-U.S.-for-drugs-for-missiles-plot
  20. This. Some smart, insightful broken brained assholes in here.
  21. Do not hire anyone Tony Soprano to help you.
  22. You win the internet today.
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