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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Glad your two daughters-in-law are so close.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Drinking $10 milkshakes.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,456 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1240 (14.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 34 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1237 5️⃣9️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #913 +2 🟧🟩🟥✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #734 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Eye SWYDT. Yes, that was the trap. Got a chuckle out of me. Not surprised others took the bait.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,455 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1239 (13.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 33 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗿📜🛡️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1236 7️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #912 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #733 🟦🟨🟪🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Is North v. South Austin still a thing?- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Don’t forget African immigrant parents. Tiger moms have nothing on Nigerian and Ghanaian parents.- Everything is about getting laid
- Pics of parking douche baggery
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Their blind hatred of UT makes it impossible to see the simple truths that the Schloss hire had nothing to do with them. Schloss came to UT to be at the premier college baseball program in the country, working for a man he likes and respects. CDC didn’t hire Schloss to hurt TAMU, he hired him to make UT better, which is his job. It had nothing to do with hurting TAMU. The fact that it did hurt TAMU is a nice little extra bonus, especially for UT fans, but it was irrelevant to the hiring decision. But that’s human nature, I suppose. We make everything about us, even though virtually nothing is.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,454 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1238 (12.06.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 32 days 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Got chasing the common letter pattern in the NE/4, couldn’t recover. 🙂 Daily Quordle 1235 4️⃣8️⃣ 🟥3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #911 +1 ✅✅✅✅✅✅🟧✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #732 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,453 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1237 (11.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 31 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share This week it took me until Wednesday to fully solve the daily Quordle, qualifying me for the weekly. I am not a smart man. Weekly Quordle Challenge 103 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🙂 Daily Quordle 1234 8️⃣3️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #910 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #731 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦- News stories that remind you of Surly
If you’re gonna break into a store with a cape and tightly whiteys, why dollar general?- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,452 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1236 (10.06.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 30 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1233 9️⃣🟥 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #909 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #730 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟨🟦🟨 🟦🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
I just saw about 15 bald eagles on a float trip on the Snake river, so this hits close to home.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,451 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1235 (09.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 29 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1232 9️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ #travle #908 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #729 🟪🟦🟩🟦 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦- Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
6 1/2 pound bass! Stoopid sip.- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
That is very satisfying.- Things you really just don't get...
Depends on how much money he was being paid to take a dive.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,450 2/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1234 (08.06.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 28 days 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1231 9️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #907 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #728 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 - Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
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