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  1. You realize that whoever used that microwave last did it with his hands covered in semen, right? Never touch any surface in a hotel room unless you have to.
  2. <insert slow clap.gif>
  3. Is he cashing any checks? I was under the impression that his role was a "contributor" position (unpaid content), and that he is just trying to establish a portfolio in the hopes that someone like Liucci will pick him up and pay him. To that end, most of his clicks are probably coming from Surly--I have never seen any TAMU source discussing his fanboi takes.
  4. Our kids’ childhood beagle resembled this illustration. To be fair to her, she did have a massive pancreatic tumor, about which we did not know at the time of the pic. RIP Delilah.
  5. Wordle 1,326 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1110 (04.02.2025) 3/6 (100%) πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬œβ¬‡οΈ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β†˜οΈ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ πŸ§­β­πŸš©πŸ—ΏπŸ“œπŸ›‘οΈπŸ”€πŸ—£οΈ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1107 6️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1107 6️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #604 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Andy obviously didn’t read Graham Harmon’s expert SECX3 rankings.
  7. He’s gotta be writing purely for surly, right? I haven’t seen a single thread on Texags about any of his articles. Admittedly, I only wade into that cesspool about once a month. Even Liucci has to shake his head at this.
  8. The nation was at war. That’s tea they’re sippin’, right?
  9. A Chipotle burrito consumed at 4 pm will make an explosive exit at 2:30 am.
  10. Wordle 1,325 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1109 (03.02.2025) 1/6 (100%) πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ πŸ§­β­πŸ“πŸš©πŸ—ΏπŸ“œπŸ›‘οΈπŸ”€πŸͺ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Weekly Quordle Challenge 85 πŸŸ₯3️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1106 8️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #782 +0 (Perfect) βœ…βœ…βœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #603 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺ🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺ🟨πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  11. You said Chobani yogurt twice.
  12. All soda is diabetes in a can. I can’t drink it anymore. Way too sweet.
  13. Back to the 90s. Braided belt. You’re welcome.
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