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nnm

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  1. Dude needs some cargo shorts.
  2. nnm replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
  3. nnm replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    This is the way. I have those Luxe units on every toilet in my house and guest cabin, except for my master bathroom. That one is reserved for the Bio Bidet 2000. Blissful throne experience. Why in the world would a person be ok with having human feces smeared on them, just wipe it off with some paper, and go about their day?
  4. Not at all. I’m on a strict Keto diet to address some inflammation issues that were contributing to some debilitating claustrophobia. A nice side effect is that I’ve dropped about 20 lbs and every single bio marker is massively improved. I eat more bacon than I ever have before.
  5. I’ve never understood the whole “back up while I take my shirt off” thing.
  6. nnm replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
  7. Hrrr Drrrr why can’t we compete with the sips in NIL?!?
  8. The shocking thing about this video is that there is no blood or gore. Yet.
  9. He was definitely pulling it.
  10. https://x.com/vintagestuff4/status/1922705149115429063
  11. Wordle 1,426 6/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1210 (15.05.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 4 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤👫 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 6️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #883 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #704 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  12. I was never rich enough to afford one. I could only look longingly at my rico suave classmates whose parents were rolling in cash enough to buy those beauties for their kids. Things that remind you of growing up poor thread is that way —->
  13. Just a matter of time until that asshole Rufus shows up and starts bombing the rest of the hummingbirds that dare to try it, and occasionally even you and your wife.
  14. Meh. Stoopid sip. Peyton and Eli are overrated.
  15. One problem: His concluding question to TAMU fans is whether they'd rather be 8-4 in the SECX3 or 11-1 in the B12. That's a false dichotomy. They would not be 11-1 in the B12. They would be 8-4. It's who they have been, who they are, who they will be.
  16. As long as you’re ok with the ambiguous gender and assumed positive multiple STD status, go for it.
  17. This puzzle day sucked for me. Brain was stuck in neutral. Stared at Wordle and Connections far too long. Wordle 1,425 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1209 (14.05.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🗿👫 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1206 8️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #882 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth This is completely my attitude toward connections: Connections Puzzle #703 🟦🟩🟨🟦 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟩🟩
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