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Sam Lin

Certifiably Surly
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  1. How would you even know it was a shart if you had no underwear to check??
  2. My farts smell like sunshine.
  3. I usually walk them, but there are times when I'm trying to make time go by (like flight leaves in 4hr and lounge is full of screaming kids) when I'll intentionally stand and just let the world go by slowly.
  4. Wise charges you similar forex fees to banks, just they roll it into their market rate so they claim no fees.
  5. The current cars sound like ass. Historics are where it's at.
  6. If it is tough, it is cut in the wrong direction. Slicing off skewers vs cooking as steaks is 90' different slice direction.
  7. Did you all get the Leo DiCaprio trailer that gave zero info what the movie was about? We looked at each other and said "what?"
  8. Surly gonna Surl.
  9. My previous microwave would finish the entire beep sound even if you opened the door or pressed Stop to interrupt it. Which led to it becoming my "previous."
  10. Dune 3 chicks at the same time!
  11. https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/garage-owners-genitals-crushed-out-32015159
  12. That's an Apple Watch.
  13. I had an older Indian guy start watching some soap opera on his phone full blast in a fucking airline lounge. Lounge staff politely asked him to stop.
  14. Thumbs up for back in parking though.
  15. You realize the 3 noses in a race to get position is equally ludicrous?
  16. And this definitely compares. As I said, better if you aren't actually familiar with cars or racing.
  17. You'll enjoy it more if you don't care about car racing. As someone who spent time with touring cars 20yrs ago, I nearly walked out 5min in at the super fake attempts at dramatizing his touring car race. It was worse than the double clutching bullshit in Fast and Furious. Then as someone who has been to f1 multiple places fairly recently, the f1 scenes were jarring because they were so slow compared to the real thing. I get they filmed slow and sped it up, and even so it was painfully slow. Otherwise, much better than I expected, but I had zero expectations. Basically an f1 version of Driven.
  18. Kamado Joe Big Block is one coal I will not use. They've repeatedly had quality issues over the years where a batch will be undercured, and then will leave heavy chemical taste in your meat. Meat costs too much to risk that.
  19. Yeah, I know how bad it is.
  20. Fire them. Nothing worse than construction worker Snapchats.
  21. That isn't a moose out front.
  22. whynotallthree.gif
  23. About half the time you can get free wifi from watching a 20sec ad, otherwise free wifi for Tmobile customers.
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