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Sam Lin

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  1. https://configurator.lamborghini.com/configurator/
  2. But then you don't get to open the can of randomly timed explosive death!
  3. Get out, snail.
  4. fuckosaurus
  5. Sounds like either her or mom have Sat handled so you should get some beers and kick back and watch football.
  6. One of my previous coworkers would drink in the shower for breakfast.
  7. wtf shrooms are you putting on your pizza
  8. Dollar cost averaging! 15% of the time it works every time!
  9. I was expecting a Rickroll. Am disappoint.
  10. Even more aggravating: a few newsletters the unsubscribe link is a bad link and won't load! And one newsletter it loads and says "you have been unsubscribed" but the newsletters keep coming.
  11. Just wear sweatpants like the rest of us.
  12. And lets face it you needed the exercise anyway.
  13. Because you touch yourself
  14. You sound jealous. Don't be so jealous.
  15. And then try blowjob. 88% of the time, it works 0% of the time.
  16. And it's a vibrating bed, for her pleasure.
  17. Thumbs up for back-in parking.
  18. Yeahhhhhhh Testarossa or 512m. Best car posters ever. Followed by Diablo.
  19. Doubles as a travel water flosser for your teeth, so you save some luggage space.
  20. Wimps.
  21. Don't order the used:like new one.
  22. She's not wrong, just ask anyone who has tried to sit on the non-smoky side of a campfire. The wind follows you man!!!!
  23. Thanks for the inflatable rafts tho.
  24. I'm opposite, I hate the cluttered faces of world timers. I only ever want 2 time zones.
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