Back to millionaires, I am sorry, but I cannot accept as millionaires people who bought an ordinary house and then just showed up at their job for thirty years. There's not one mention of maMA or paPA, cheating on exams at the boarding school, or learning how to play the villagers off against the mercenaries and politicians at the banana plantation.
Yes, I realize these people do have one million 2025 dollars of wealth. But that's almost as silly as having one million pesos.
Why, they don't even wear top hats.
I submit to the jury that we should award "Millionaire" status ONLY to those who have one million 1935 dollars. Why 1935? Because that's when Monopoly officially came out. That little cartoon millionaire set the standard. So I want to see spats, top hats, at least $23 million modern dollars (inflation,) as well as a general insouciance and breeding, or at least the ability to fake it.
Extra points for leaping into piles of gold coins.