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hornmpa96

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  1. I see a business opportunity here. Get a black trans-am and run blocker for all of the women traveling through Lubbock for an abortion. I just need to figure out a good CB code name.
  2. Have they been offered anything? I haven’t heard any of the moderate Rs actually make an offer to get some help from the Ds to elect a speaker. This is all McCarthy’s fault. He is an extremely weak individual who has been enabling the zealots in the far R ever since he got to Washington. He had an opportunity to effectively neuter them at the beginning of this Congress by agreeing to some sort of coalition/power-sharing arrangement. There are at least 5 members of the R caucus who will vote against anything reasonable/rational which meant he would always need D votes to pass any government funding bills or debt ceiling bills. There is no reason for the Ds to help them at this point. At some point the damage will be enough that either the Rs get to 217 on their own or a speaker will be chosen with D votes/abstentions which means the Ds need to get something for that.
  3. Chas’ nutrition and physical well-being will immediately improve without Dusty. He was sabotaging him by sending banana pudding to him every night.
  4. How much did that gambling addict lose last night?
  5. My interview for manager would start with 1 question: Player A has an OPS of 846 and Player b has an OPS of 606. Who’s your starter?
  6. No more dumpster diving in the waiver wire. Let’s sign some actual major leaguers this off-season. Peña’s OK if he’s your 9th best hitter.
  7. The following starters are on the roster now: Verlander, Framber, Javier, Brown, France, McCullers, Bielak, Urquidy, Garcia and Blanco Any thoughts on seeing what France could be traded for? Personally, I think what he provided this year was fool’s gold. Can Framber and Javier revert to form? If they don’t, then I think this run is over unless some combination of McCullers/Garcia/Brown really step up. We need to find an actual major leaguer who can back up 1B and 3B and pinch hit. That way we can give some days off to Bregman and Abreu.
  8. Can someone at the bottom of the order answer the fucking bell tonight?
  9. Glad to see Chas woke up from his nap.
  10. I think there’s an argument for Dubon at short. Peña looks completely lost.
  11. Absolutely can not bring Maldy back. Our pitchers are like toddlers and we need to baby-proof the clubhouse to take away dangerous objects like Maldy’s intangibles which only turn a 95 win team into a 90 win team.
  12. I want to go back to being a team run by smart people.
  13. You just can’t bring Dusty back next year. It’s terrible to put someone with dementia in this situation.
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