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totallynotabuttpirate

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  1. Forgot to add there's a whole industry of 3rd party accessories for Teslas. You can modify/customize almost anything, no other EV comes close.
  2. Polestar 2 - Small company, slower than the M3, doesn't have Sentry or dog mode. I also think they're ugly. Here's a few more things about it that suck: "Visibility is terrible. The view from the rearview mirror is awful and you can only see a small sliver of back glass. The front view is about like a normal sedan and not nearly as open as the M3. The interface is no intuitive and hard to find basic settings. Cruise control only works in increments of 5mph and temperature can only be set to even numbers. There is a large hump in the rear middle seating area that makes is uncomfortable for anyone riding in that position. The center console area is bulky and not well thought out. Acceleration feels sluggish compared to the M3. The quality of the interior seems cheap (cloth seats and easily scratched up plastic). Quality/Resolution of the cameras is not great (definitely not high definition). There is a 360 degree view, but it looks like crap." VW ID4 - Small, ugly and slow as shit. Looks and drives like a minivan. Hyundai Ioniq 5/6 - Ewww, it's still a Hyundai. Styling is also odd compared to the M3. Mustang Mach-E - Ugly hatchback that's costs more than M3 to get the performance, where do I sign? Mercedes, Audi, BMW and Volvo aren’t far off in their pricing - They are 10-15k more for the performance models. I haven't bothered checking, but it's likely most if not all of the above don't save all your settings for the entire car in an app so you can have it setup exactly the same in any car. Their cars might suck, but the Tesla app is unquestionably the best car app. Same with the dog, remote camera, and dashcam recording modes. I'm sure a few of them have something similar, but not quite the same level. Also, heated and ventilated front seats with a touchscreen for the rear passengers.
  3. EVs are way more fun to drive. Electric motors and no tranny just hits different.
  4. I hate Elmo as much as any other libtard but business is business. There’s no comparable EV in the MY or M3 price range, period. And startups that sell 10k cars a year and shit don’t count. Also, they’re giving me ~$5k more for my trade in than anyone else. I’ve only owned Toyotas for the last 20 years or so. My expectations are pretty low, I’m ready to refuse delivery if there’s any noticeable issues. As for other potential issues, Austin has like 85 Tesla locations, so it’s not like I’ll need to go 2 hours if/when it needs warranty service. I also really like stuff like the button turn signals, overall performance, dog and sentry mode, and the sound system of the long range is by far the best on the market <$50k. Tho, I hate the lack of a drive mode shifter.
  5. Got damnit you two, quit sucking each other off.
  6. Getting a Model Y for the tax credit and 0-60 of 3.5 seconds with a fairly high ground clearance. Gonna have to start stanning for Elon.
  7. I'm pretty sure this is being married to a woman who only gives handys.
  8. We're gonna fuck these fucks
  9. You just need to taste the Chilean Seabass from somewhere good like Allen Brothers. All you need is salt, pepper, butter, and lemon.
  10. Damn, motherfucking night shift does it again.
  11. The implication is they're already reviewing the plays in NY.
  12. Nah, he'll be just fine. They have legal weed.
  13. Please man, this is the recruiting board.
  14. I'd much prefer Marvin Harrison Jr.
  15. At least he's not posting pics of himself in $500 jeans.
  16. This, just imagine @Anastasis posting essays about how each of the top 10 schools would be a great choice for a recruit.
  17. Oh Hi! Stupid Tech cunt. Here's a good read you might enjoy. Maybe imagine it was one of your mother/sister/wife etc. But cool cool, I'm sure the IDF is doing the same thing right? https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/28/world/middleeast/oct-7-attacks-hamas-israel-sexual-violence.html
  18. In the ultimate "both sides" conflict of our generation, it's comforting to know that Analstasis can always be counted on to stan away.
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