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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Hell they spent 6 hours to vote to get rid of them because of a 20 minute delay in their day. Republicans are all for government waste if it means they can own the libs.
  2. The American home of Nissan.
  3. So he bought Twitter to, what, amplify the voices of racists and make 3rd grade level dick jokes? That was his gameplan? Jesus fuck. He could've made 3rd grade dick jokes here for free.
  4. I knew this wasn't real because not even a master level contourer could create the illusion of such a prominent chin on that chinless turtle fuck.
  5. I suspect they'd happily drink Bud Light if we can convince them that they are getting one over on Bud Light every time they drink one that was provided for them instead. And we can charge them a markup + a monthly fee for it.
  6. Ooh, I think there's something here... "Did you like product x, but it's wokeness means you can't buy it anymore? For the low price of $25.99/month plus our cost, we'll continue to provide you with those products so you don't have to buy them from those woke companies. You can drink your bud light/go to disney without supporting their wokeness because you are paying us instead of them!." Then all you have to do is put a big markup on your cost for the boycotted products. I bet 90% of them would be stupid enough to fall for it and sign up. Whose in?
  7. Wait, are those last two posts real? Like for real reall? God dammit I hate this current batch of conservatives so much because they've become so absurd I can't tell the difference between real and fake.
  8. Girl you know it. My twink phase sadly happened to me while I was still in the closet and being one of those fragile "straight" guys, so I never got to take advantage of it. Maybe my biggest regret. There was tons and tons of hot ass at UT and I noped my way past every single one of them. ugh.
  9. Always love that one because that pimp comes with his own hypeman/doorman.
  10. Once there is a critical mass of politicians who are younger than baby boomers, yes. Until then, no fucking chance.
  11. There is only a very specific type of person who can wear white jeans. You either have to be in a band on stage, or treating the world as your gay stage. If you aren't doing one of those two things, that is a look that can't be pulled off.
  12. Yeah speaking of non-applicability. Singapore has about the same square mileage as Austin with about the same population as Houston. But as long as we are bringing in irrelevant comparisons into the conversation, Singapore also has legalized whores.
  13. Money can't buy you taste, exhibit #3,000,015
  14. Why am I not surprised you wouldn't have liked Stewart on the Daily Show.
  15. As a former sufferer of Hillary Derangement Syndrome myself, this is correct. A whole bunch of us let 30 years of propaganda, which really got started because she had the audacity to sit on a committee to try to reform healthcare, taint our impression of her. Thanks Rush/Fox/et al.
  16. God damn Jimmy that was funny (and accurate) And Bama, Harry Styles has nice grooves but the words are fucking nonsense most of the time.
  17. Yeah as a gay I spend a lot of time protecting straight men's fragile egos. I've always assumed that there are a whole lot more gay/bi people than ever come out of the closet. They are fragile because they've long harbored thoughts of wanting to give it a try, or they did give it a try as a teen and they liked it more than they want to admit. I can't come up with any other reason why "conservative" straight men must be treated with kid gloves. If you don't want to give in to your desires, that's on you, but just because you decided not to go down that path doesn't mean you need to force the rest of us to be miserable fucks too. I get the same feeling from people who get so offended over cuss words. I think they like cussing too much so they have decided to deprive themselves of it, and if they can deprive themselves then they think you should too. Fuck them.
  18. Wow, sounds like your school district athletics department was set up by a pedophile. Good lord.
  19. Holy shit. Ok what's worse optics: 1) Doubling down on lax laws after the death of multiple children and then expelling the black members that raised a stink about those lax laws (while keeping the white woman who joined them) 2) joining a chant with protesters about those lax laws while being black. Taco Bell guy, want to give us an update on your view of optics now that this has played out? Also, what's your stance on 1) Pissing in the seat of a fellow member, 2) child molesters? According to information learned today, it sounds like neither of those are as big a deal as chanting with protesters while being black.
  20. Which optics are worse? Doubling down on terrible policies after those policies led to the death of multiple children? Or chanting with protesters?
  21. Yeah for a lot of kids, getting that physical is the first time they are showing their dick to someone on purpose. It's not a pleasant experience. The asshole side of me agrees with Brisket, that we should absolutely be pushing to reconfirm the gender of every kid for every game just to make this as difficult as possible for these assholes to get away with this. But the part of me that remembers having to show my dick to my doctor in 7th grade is like "Yeah, that's a terrible idea." Luckily in our school we only had to line up in the gym for lice checks and scoliosis checks. We went to the doctor to get the hernia check, so we had that going for us, which was nice.
  22. Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
  23. Kinda feels like she knows what she's speaking about because from looking at her, it looks like her life is a total living hell.
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