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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Didn't he want to die for the younger generation? Now's his chance!
  2. I'm already thinking hard about where I'd want to move. If they are successful enough with this campaign, maybe I can get my employer to pay my moving expenses because they want all their employees to GTFO of Texas. I wouldn't hate that, selfishly. But in the mean time, I know a whole bunch of Republicans who are not on board with this kind of thing, but are going to keep voting for it because they are just never made aware that this kind of stuff is what they are voting for. My big question is, how do we change that? How does this message make it into the public consciousness the same way that Hillary Clinton killed Vince Foster did?
  3. That's my biggest hope for the future. I'm hoping that a whole bunch of these Trump supporters will go right back to not voting as soon as Trump isn't on the ballot. Since it is so hard to predict who amongst my colleagues might be a Trump supporter without knowing their vaccination status, I've quit reminding people to vote. Well, I wasn't reminding people to vote before this either because I don't want to encourage people to vote who might cancel out my vote, but it's especially true now. If i don't know for sure you are voting the same way I am, then you won't ever hear me remind you to vote.
  4. I dunno, it's giving me Blair Witch vibes. Credibility due to shitty camera angles and editing.
  5. I dunno, it's giving me Blair Witch vibes. Credibility due to shitty camera angles and editing.
  6. I’ve spent a good portion of my life getting the government to acknowledge that I’m even human. Why the fuck should I hold any special regard for this country exactly? It finally recognizes my right as a person to be free and within a decade is already openly talking about taking those rights away. When I talk about leaving rather than fighting it’s because I’ve already tried fighting. What’s left for me is to try to avoid getting thrown into the concentration camp in my golden years.
  7. Whoever that is behind pottinger is a fucking smoke show. Good lord!
  8. On that topic, do we think that southern Mexico is far enough away, or, do I also need to be concerned that the US is going to start invading bordering countries at some point as well? I wouldn't mind it a lot if I could go live in the part of Mexico that has the best food in the entire fucking world.
  9. Fuck. Malaysia is our fallback option. Only one of us has to get a visa there. And besides the parts that are heavier in Muslim population, and therefore follow shariah law, it's a pretty cool place. The concern we have with moving there long term is if they decide to crack down on the homos...They spent a couple decades with the ruling party claiming that their biggest rivals were homos and then getting them thrown in jail so they would cease to be a threat.
  10. Quoting for truth. If you think the after effects of electing a black man as president are bad, you haven't seen nothing like you'll see if we elect an openly homosexual.
  11. Our taxpayer money at work, blowing up pictures of Biden so that Republicans can cast aspersions in committee hearings.
  12. If we weren't talking about politicians, you have a point. But there are very very few politicians I've ever seen that had me thinking about their dick. Politics is Hollywood for ugly people. But I'd have a look at Harry Styles dick if he wanted to show it. Mostly so I could report back to @Bama Chick. But if my approach above did get that politician to whip out their dick, I don't care if he pulls a baby leg out, I'd point and laugh and say something like, "See, I told you he had a micropenis. He's only got 12 inches, such a tiny little thing!"
  13. I'd only change one thing about this. Make sure to make it clear they are overcompensating for a small penis. "When he's in the gym showers, you can look all you want but there's nothing to see there." I dunno, something. Then I'd bring it up constantly, make the guy feel like he actually needs to whip is dick out to prove you wrong.
  14. I’m not an animal, I know how private browsing works.
  15. And it all goes back to how they were raised, and how they internalized the messages from their family and their churches about homosexuality. I don't know this guy, but I know people like him. In some ways I can see a little of myself in him. One of two things have happened here from what I know of this guy. #1 - He was a rebellious teenager and was being extra gay because he was trying to get a rise out of his parents, but then he matured a little bit, realized how much him being gay was hurting his parents feelings, or their perceived reputation around town, and he decided that for his family he would pretend not to be gay anymore. This would give him better access to the love of his family that he craves. In order to prove that he's truly not gay anymore, he must, I repeat must, be extra straight. In Deer Park that means he needs to drive a truck and wear a cowboy hat and be a good republican and go to church. And in Deer Park if you are going to church it means that you are probably getting to hear about how terrible homos are on the regular. So he just gets inundated over and over with this message about how broken he is, which causes him to act out even more to prove how he's straight and therefore not broken, and it's a cycle that just never ends. In this scenario he's likely fucking his wife just often enough not to arouse suspicion, but his browser history is full of gay porn. #2 - He was happy being gay but his family threatened to cut him off from their will, and so he's overcompensating to prove just how straight he is now so that he can stay in the will. In this scenario he will drop all of this as soon as the money from the estate is deposited in his account. In this one he's finding excuses to leave the state and he's fucking every piece of strange he can whenever he's not home. Also, his browser history is full of gay porn. I could be wrong, but I suspect that he's sitting in one of those two scenarios. Had I made a couple of choices a little differently, I could absolutely have been #1 myself. I'm so fucking glad I picked correctly, because It seems like a really really miserable existence.
  16. Yep. They will not stop until women are barefoot and pregnant, making sandwiches for men after a blowie. And gays are in jail/dead where they belong. And the darkies are back on their side of town with their own schools that are separate and "equal" and where if that side of town gets too nice, they can go burn it down with no repercussions. That's the world they want us all to live in. Don't be surprised when they start shutting down whole sections of HEB on Sundays due to the new blue laws. If HEB is even open.
  17. Can I ask what the security risk is?e
  18. Every time I see this guy it just makes me sad.
  19. Something is seriously wrong when the two major candidates for governor of Texas have already raised ~$50 million. There should not be that much value in that job.
  20. 100% agreed. I love that it's happening, but I'm pissed that it has to happen.
  21. Hopefully a 5 year sentence for something would be as good as = to life in prison.
  22. Because Republicans have figured out that the less information you have, the easier you are to control.
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