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thunderlounge

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  1. Current cut*: +8 * subject to change
  2. And more posts after the bump than before. Kinda wild shit going on.
  3. one of us! one of us!
  4. “court dates cut into smoke breaks” 🤣
  5. Nobody else could have put all those things in motion, that quick. I guess I owe you an apology of sorts. It's not just the yankees that whine and cry. It's their fans too.
  6. BDC from the rough, grass so high you can't see his ankles or feet, swings so hard he gets off balance and about falls on his ass, knocks it 5ft from the hole. lol
  7. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07PVMRZQH That’s what I’m using. It’s fine for what I use it for, no real complaints in that department. We’re not talking about some high dollar lab equipment here, but for a carry around that saves images to your phone, it works well.
  8. Get out of here with that shit. It was slick after a rain delay. Shit happens. Loss, don’t care. I can take it. But when a bunch of prima donna cocksuckers think they’re above the integrity of the game, I take issue. Dirty teams have no place, and I don’t give a fuck who they think they are. If my team pulled something dirty, you bet I’d call them out for it. But as soon as something happens that those fucks don’t like, out come the fucking tears. Fuck that. So anyway, his last at bat, Volpe’s getting heckled. Same all night. Big deal, it’s baseball. They’ve been getting chattered at since fucking t-ball. No foul language, nothing like that. Strikes out swinging, immediately looks towards my section, then books it back to the dugout. Within a minute, at the bottom of the aisle on the other side of the section, a security guy on the inside of the net talks to one on the outside. Another minute, maybe less, and he comes up to a guy sitting a row in front of mine, a couple seats from the opposite end. Then proceeds to tell him he can’t yell at players batting. Everybody around just laughed. What a fucking pussy. He gets heckled, can’t take it, goes down swinging, and immediately runs to the bench to complain. Fucking grow a pair and play ball.
  9. Beats being a cheating piece of shit pussy team. Ohhhh! I got heckled and struck out! Call security! That was Volpe last night, last at bat. Absolutely ridiculous. Now go get your shine box.
  10. Yeah! Mother fucker should have stuck to cookin chicken.
  11. To be fair, it doesn’t mention what can’t be stopped. Nut squeezing? Sheep fucking? Losing? Inevitable failure? The list is just so damn long.
  12. Volpe’s a pussy. More later, gotta drive.
  13. Was getting a 50/50 ticket a minute ago, when some poor sap walked past with a rockies shirt and a nebraska hat. I chuckled and told the nice lady ringing me, “man, that poor boy must be miserable.”
  14. I’m not an isis supporter, so wasn’t me this time.
  15. On a Thursday? The hell you say!
  16. Beats me. Ask his mom.
  17. I use a microscope that connects to my phone. Works pretty well, all things considered.
  18. cannot be said enough.
  19. ouch! That shit sucks hard.
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