Everything posted by hookemATL
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Roschon already making an impression in Chicago
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SEC Refs Suck
The hold on the TD pissed me off the most. Broughton was so clearly grabbed and it was the only way MSU scored.
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Concerts you are attending
Dino jr / flaming lips / weezer at Moody last was a lot of fun. What a great venue.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
Ya see he likes to have sex with furniture you see, and as a car seat is a piece of furniture INSIDE of a car, he’d then receive road head from that seat.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
JD Vance got road head from a car seat in high school, and now he is very very confused.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
That’s Urban Meyers plane! It’s happening!!!
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
F15 flyover. Bring your patriotism in a clear bag please
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
And ofc they cannot help but get physical and try and threaten. Fuck them.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
In this scenario, I am mad at the team. I can’t hate fuck the team (no judgment, that’s just too much bbc and a logistical nightmare).- Tell Me About Texas a&m
“Stabbing meeeeeee, Stabbing youuuuuuuuu, SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE”- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Once they gather together in large numbers they can fuse together like a rat king. It can be hard to determine just how many you are bludgeoning at any given time.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not a true fan. when Texas loses, all the rage juice blocks my boner signals and I need 24 hours to cool down OR at least a run to the underpass to murder 2/3 vagrants.- Sod farm messed up my baseball fields
“Your honor, HIS ass, is grass. I rest my case” then I put on my shades and moonwalk out of court.- Sod farm messed up my baseball fields
I would tread lightly. These sod farms have deep pockets and know what palms to grease. you don’t want to get involved in a…turf war.- Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
what a beatdown this was. Ricky painting a masterpiece. It was a cold and wet day and it was glorious.- UNLV starting QB: fuck this shit, I'm outta here (check bounced)
Did not read thread. Is there a link somewhere on this site where I can Pay the Players directly? I was told this is very simple with NIL, and I just kind of give them money. Im low on funds right now, but I think I can finance like a couple TFLs and perhaps an interception OR a punt block? I want to be judicious about the plays that I pay for. I'll hang up and listen.- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
It was a sloppy, one-sided game from the zebras. Only thing that slackened my wang the whole night.- Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Kirk Johnson is questionable (knee/hip/listless malaise)- 2023 LB Liona Lefau
He is the Tubbs to Ant Hill’s Crockett. It works.- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
Fat, lazy, and intransigent is no way to go through life.- 2023 LB Liona Lefau
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Arch needs to figure it out. we don’t need guys that throw wounded ducks. we need guys that throw healthy falcons or at the very least, slightly obese owls.- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
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