Everything posted by hookemATL
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not a true fan. when Texas loses, all the rage juice blocks my boner signals and I need 24 hours to cool down OR at least a run to the underpass to murder 2/3 vagrants.
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Sod farm messed up my baseball fields
“Your honor, HIS ass, is grass. I rest my case” then I put on my shades and moonwalk out of court.
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Sod farm messed up my baseball fields
I would tread lightly. These sod farms have deep pockets and know what palms to grease. you don’t want to get involved in a…turf war.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
what a beatdown this was. Ricky painting a masterpiece. It was a cold and wet day and it was glorious.
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UNLV starting QB: fuck this shit, I'm outta here (check bounced)
Did not read thread. Is there a link somewhere on this site where I can Pay the Players directly? I was told this is very simple with NIL, and I just kind of give them money. Im low on funds right now, but I think I can finance like a couple TFLs and perhaps an interception OR a punt block? I want to be judicious about the plays that I pay for. I'll hang up and listen.
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
It was a sloppy, one-sided game from the zebras. Only thing that slackened my wang the whole night.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Kirk Johnson is questionable (knee/hip/listless malaise)
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2023 LB Liona Lefau
He is the Tubbs to Ant Hill’s Crockett. It works.
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
Fat, lazy, and intransigent is no way to go through life.
- 2023 LB Liona Lefau
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Arch needs to figure it out. we don’t need guys that throw wounded ducks. we need guys that throw healthy falcons or at the very least, slightly obese owls.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
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Concerts you are attending
Friday night Weezer is doing Blue Album 30th anniversary show at Moody. First time attending in a suite, so I will be sure to drink like a fish (esp with kickoff for MSU late afternoon)
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2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
If you don’t enjoy drunkenly slursinging (almost to a palsy’ed degree) like Brian Johnson while watching the Horns go in dry, I don’t know what to tell you. That is freedom. That is the reason George Washington crossed the Rubicon with Napoleon to secure American independence from the rebel Peruvian forces.
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2023 LB Liona Lefau
Gbenda is a gballer, all over the place rn Having Lefau sub in and bring the pain/energy is working really well and a total luxury. More snaps for sure, but I wouldn’t fuck with the starting lineup at all currently.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Go fuck your own face.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
I’m so sorry. 🤘peace and love.
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Mass Shootings
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Sanchez will bust. Injury or otherwise. The Feckless Sage helo has already spoken on the matter.- Prayer Request Por Favor
Was he wearing his “if you can read this I had a cardiac event and the bitch fell off” tshirt? /surly- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
aggy is waste of carbon. Boot them into the abyss and raise the IQ on this plane of existence.- Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
“I said Arabesque, Plié,Plié Arabesque! Not Arabesque, Plié, Arabesque, Plié!!! Do it again!”- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
I’m so sorry. Peace and love❤️- Tyreek Hill police body cam released
Whoosh- Tyreek Hill police body cam released
They bring it on themselves. Good cop/Bad cop, They all own the same nasty ass origins and history and they have not changed. Seems like the folks with the monopoly on violence should be a bit more discerning and be able to deescalate (you know, their job) yet here we are and have been since the slave patrols. fuck the police - Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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