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hookemATL

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  1. What is the run rule for these midweek games?
  2. NOT COOL. It is super fucking offensive of you to compare a decent guy like that to that inhuman, psychopathic fuckboi, Billy Luicci.
  3. It’s too late now. He has your wife and your kids love rap music. Apologies for your losses.
  4. Here’s an idea: put your family in the bathtub with a mattress on top and FIVE large spiders as praetorian guard JUST IN CASE the gravely injured individual pleading for your help somehow Popeye’s themselves with magic spinach and proceeds to zombie rage into your domicile.
  5. Fuckhead needs his chiclets shaken loose if he touches the ice once the rest of the series.
  6. If everyone didn’t always get their hackles up about eating people, we could introduce a whole new resource pool of animal flesh to help alleviate some of these issues. But nooooooo cannibalism is wrongggggg. You fools!
  7. “Hey look at these non awful things that we did…ok now turn back around so we can continue buttfucking our citizens into oblivion.”
  8. First you think about it. Then you pray about it. Then nothing happens and more people die.
  9. His age at the time of these acts tracks with the typical/accepted timeline when schizophrenia can emerge/manifest in young adults. I am not a doctor, but the voices in my head that are doctors told me that was true.
  10. I looked for this card to give to my relatives but no such luck.
  11. The order of orgasm is determined by rep count.
  12. Sounds awesome really. I remember when our Aussie had puppies I would just lie on the ground and get smothered with puppy love. Pure joy.
  13. Deej’s Doggy B&B but seriously 10 fucking dogs??
  14. This is the crux of it all. How much fucking suffering are we willing to tolerate? I’m sure the woman who had to gofundme the burial of her dead, deformed “baby” will take great solace once we finally get back on track in the year 2050
  15. Bitch I know you got Mengele’s jockstrap hidden in your super secret stash spot (along with Mussolini’s buttplug and Idi Amin’s fuck swing)
  16. Not to mention there are millions of babies in this country without their own weapons of death. We need to hit that market hard. I’m talking smaller triggers for their lil baby fingers, binky guns, rattle guns, bottle guns, stroller mounted mini guns, etc.
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