Everything posted by hookemATL
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2024 Random Games thread
This this this. My 9yo called it immediately. “That’s a bullshit spot!”
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
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NFL Friday night: Packers v. Eagles from Brazil on Peacock
Love looks like he’s done for the year.
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Mormons @ Methodists 6pm CT ESPN 2
Shit game of shit teams. SMU has no QB
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Mormons @ Methodists 6pm CT ESPN 2
Lolz ponies are garbage. Even FSU gonna ride their asses.
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Week 2, 2024: Texas at Michigan
Again, its a bit. The only person upset by his posting should be futureman, as Helo ripped his whole routine off. He's Surly Carlos Mencia. If you have futureman on ignore, it would make sense to include Helo as well. *note* i have no one on ignore. We are all a part of this inspiring mélange of cretinous gobbledygook ❤️
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Uniform Pron
The metallic piping around the numbers is always cringe and ugly as fuck. Also sparky is better as the original logo.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Seek help if that was cogent to your eyes/brain.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This is really fucking pathetic. There is not a word for the bitchassedness emanating from this piece of "journalism".
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Social Media morons, Venezuelan gangs, hell's angels, and Aurora CO
No follow up post from the Harlequin baby of surly posters? So sad.
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Week 2, 2024: Texas at Michigan
If this happens, my turgid member thanks you in advance.
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
Lfg
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
I’m not allowed to attend as a part of my probation (associating with reprobates, felons, fish fuckers) but I will take photos from afar and make Joan Rivers style fashion judgments.
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Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
This looks like the cover photo of a coffee table book about semi trucks. Nice one🤘
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
- What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
valid. this will be hand washed and treated as a Tier-1 cap among my collection, granting it special upkeep status to maintain shape/color/fit. It shall remain that way until it crosses the threshold of fade/disrepair that it becomes a Tier-2 cap and loses regular cleaning privileges. Ultimately, they all become Tier-3 caps, which are worn at the beach / during yardwork / fishing / corpse disposal / other instances of heavy sweat or messy activity.- What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
positive: we give out cookies negative: oatmeal raisin only! positive: women romancing each other negative: these women are sourced from local carnivals and mental wards positive: great NIL opportunities negatives: all NIL $ can be traced back to conflict diamonds and human trafficking- Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
There are plenty of smaller college towns that have personality and/or redeeming qualities that make them fun to visit and check out. Especially with the background of a cfb game going on, it can be a badass experience. BCS has none of that. It’s not a fun place to visit. There is nothing to do, the food is garbage, and there are weirdos everywhere smelling their fingers and squeezing their nuts like cultists. I question your cognitive function if you find college station appealing in any form or fashion.- Jaime Ffrench 2025
All I see are gifs of morally bankrupt hussies and memes. Where is the analytical content regarding this prospect? Can’t you people stop posting titties and dick jokes for 5 seconds?!???- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Is this guy a Worthy clone? I’d like a version of X on the roster from now on plz.- Coach Sark Press Conference 8.26 - 11:15am LHN (app)
And Denzel Washington is an actor!- 2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
devil is beatin' his wife in 78613 - What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
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