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hookemATL

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  1. All pupper’ed out after a long day of doggo’ing.
  2. Fuck Mondays and motherfuck cancer. My mom went through chemo for colon cancer when I was in HS (caught it early, been in remission for over a decade now) but it still scares the shit out of me just thinking about it. She’s a tough lady but I have very vivid memories of her being just exhausted and wrung out from her treatments. thank you all for sharing. I hate/love this thread. 🤘
  3. It doesn’t line up well with KU looking to respond after a terrible showing in Ames, and with UT coming off an emotional and really tough win. I’m hoping for a close game but wouldn’t be surprised if KU wins semi-comfortably bc of circumstance. Either way KU can eat a bowl of fuck.
  4. How much am I allowed to cum if we beat KU on Monday? Pints? Gallons? Bushels?
  5. Here comes the late season slide to the 5 seed. Tradition!
  6. Ice storm make it down your way? Curious what weather like that would do to mesquite.
  7. You fucked up. No delicious chili with cinnamon and spaghetti noodles for you!
  8. If things get real squirrely you can sneak over to the zoo and snatch up a peacock or two to roast. Dems good eatin.
  9. What a perfect representative for OU. They should give him tenure and have him teach their How to Terrorize Women 101 course. Malignant fuckhead.
  10. “Hmmmm that limb looks precut. Nice try, Deej. Claim denied.”
  11. hookemATL

    LBGTQ

    gotta hate somebody and trans folks are tres chic to deride and impugn atm.
  12. I love their leaves in fall and the flowers in spring. However they are weak and fall down all the fucking time. Removed one in the backyard after half of it calved off for no reason.
  13. Lost my lacebark elm during the snowpacolypse, and my red oak was mortally wounded. This ice event may finish the job. Guess I can get creative and make a totem pole or giant wooden dildo with some delicate chainsaw work.
  14. Thank you for posting the photo after the bodies were removed from the tree. Nobody needs to see that ❤️
  15. During snowpacolypse 2021, I was reduced to smashing my beans with a hammer on the back porch then using the camp percolator to make coffee. You do what you have to do in order to get that delicious hot bean water.
  16. “Good morning sir! Do you have a moment to discuss the loving embrace of Treesus Christ?”
  17. A totally immersive viewing experience. What a great episode. As soon as the gay themes emerged, I just knew there would be the usual cadre of hateful, weak minded, sad motherfuckers that are SO insecure with themselves that they cannot stand to watch two men briefly kiss. What fucking children they are to their core.
  18. I remember Ryans from his time in the league, which wasnt that long ago. Did he have a bad injury or just hung them up early for other reasons? Seems like a super quick turnaround to becoming a HC.
  19. But its the first in-person team huddle of the year on Wednesday! Definitely not a cudgel to try and trick people into coming into the office more permanently after being full WFH for 2.5 years. Already had my excuse gun loaded, but Mother Nature may take the lead for me.
  20. Been awhile since we've seen a Superbowl decided by a MISSED FG at the end. KC wins 37-35 after Elliot misses wide right from 49 yds as time expires.
  21. They actually resist most corrosive acids as well, making them extremely useful in disposing of the remains of any drifters/unwanteds that you may happen to abduct and murder to satisfy your bloodlust.
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