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hookemATL

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  1. Whatever happened to mind your own fucking business? What compels an adult human to behave like that? Just watching the clip for a few seconds and I instantly want that chuddy fuckmuppet cunt to get curbstomped by a series of dangerously strong convicts. Holy fuck that guy has a great head on his shoulders to not even react to that batshittery.
  2. Took my eldest to the Baylor game and when Roschon hurdled the Baptist/rapist and scored she goes “oh damnnnnn!! TD daddy!” One of my favorite moments at DKR now. Bijan/Roschon 2024🤘
  3. Also I LOVE a pileated woodpecker. Their distinct flying pattern/style is so damn cool.
  4. Owls are about as badass as animals get. Just completely fascinating and awesome creatures. I’ve seen a couple of Great Horned Owls out on my parents property and they are super impressive birds. Big mofos. Barn owls are just incredibly beautiful. So cool. I have a bit of an obsession with hawks and my dad always said he’d love to be reincarnated as one. csb - was golfing with friends at MoWilly and one of them biffs one into the woods. We drive over to try and find it and see a red tailed hawk chilling on a lower branch. All kind of pause and watch then out of nowhere another larger hawk lands next to her, mounts her and they birdfuck. Literally have been watching and looking at hawks my entire life and never seen them mating. Fast forward 2 days and I’m walking around my folks place hitting the one hitter and just relaxing. I see a very nice red tailed again on a branch and watch for a bit, then AGAIN another larger RTH lands next to the female and climbs on up for some more birdfucking. Very strange to see those two incidents so close to one another. Mostly was just glad I didn’t get an erection either time.
  5. Do your homework and please memorize the schtick of all posters. It’s not hard.
  6. Wilson was always a paper tiger bitch and a perfect fit for the Jets. He doesn’t even bother to be failfully entertaining like Baker. Sad.
  7. Make sure you wrap the candy cane pipes or the gingerbread people are gonna be gingerfucked.
  8. “Here we see the elusive airport cunt in its natural environment. Notice the bloated red face sacks meant to intimidate others and the shrill vocalizations it utilizes to ward off common sense and basic public decency. Simply stunning”. /Attenborough
  9. Best thing ever! Congrats. Still can’t help but get misty eyed when I see a newborn all burrito’ed up like that. Good luck and I hope it’s a short stay in recovery before y’all are able to get home 🤘
  10. I’m down the road from you so if you need some over easy eggs just let me know. Gas still good here.
  11. Never lost power over here in CP (620/el salido) but we also never did during the big ass storm in ‘21 either. I slept on the couch next to the Xmas tree as my eldest decided she wanted to hunker down with mom last night. Not a bad nights sleep considering the cats used me as their own personal heat source as well.
  12. “I met your mother-aunt there, and by golly you are gonna fall in love with your cousin there too, or my name isn’t Slopbucket Dickeater!”
  13. Was able to make it out to check cams and fill feeders. Plenty of deer around still and my target buck is still making appearances. Holy fuck tits it was cold today but they were out running around, as evidenced by the doggo lighting out in the pasture after some does. Wife is off work and on break from her masters program next week so I’m hitting it hard to make up for lost time. My good friend and hunting buddy has his first child due the first week of January so I hope to be able to gift him some meat for his freezer. good luck to everyone still trying to knock one down before the end of the season. 🤘🦌
  14. Thank you for sharing. Peace and love. ❤️🤘
  15. “Daddy can you please make us breakfast?” ”ITS NSD1 GODDAMMIT. IM F5ing OVER HERE! Scrounge up what you can from the couch cushions.”
  16. These mental defectives will deflect and obfuscate themselves into even the most absurdly/hysterically idiotic lines of reasoning because it is all they truly have in the face of facts and common knowledge. Shit school, in a shit town, filled with shitty people. Hell they murdered themselves out of one of their biggest turditions out of sheer negligence and wanton disregard for, ya know, physics. Fuck them and their chicken strips.
  17. My parents would beat me with a cane pole, hogtie me, and toss me on the first commercial flight to Palo Alto before they’d let that happen. A colossally shortsighted decision, especially if you consider the burn out/bust rate of their top TEs that recently went to NFL.
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