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hookemATL

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  1. This is what I saw when stopping for gas in Iowa.
  2. Prolly about the time Slippery Ole Jimmy H realized his massive cheating schemes were gonna be revealed and he needed an NFL exit in his back pocket.
  3. So they had two more shots at the conversion AFTER the call and didn’t get in? Seems like they had their chance, three times, and didn’t convert. That’s different than having the points taken away and then not having another shot at it. Campbell put his money on the refs being competent, even after seeing them give out a phantom tripping call moments prior. Seems like in this world, Campbell got cute with trying to confuse and send different guys to “report” to the official as a bit of subterfuge/gamesmanship and the official (likely a person that struggles to chew gum and walk at same time) can’t handle three people talking to him at the same time leading to him fucking up who was/wasn’t eligible. In summation, an Aggy outsmarted himself and a mongoloid ref did what mongoloids do and we end up with a big old bowl of shit and cum and anger to dig through postgame. THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
  4. Honestly just show the cleft palate commercial for 2hrs. Will be less painful than this dreck.
  5. Not sure why this thought entered my head, but this scene has the potential to be the worst orgy ever. Olds. Fats. All manner of crusty whites. Someone just needs to melt the crisco and put the German Polka Greatest Hits on a loop.
  6. Let’s not malign something so glorious. This is my go to order at WB (granted I’m not a sentient blob person like Elko).
  7. Fuck ou? Fuck ou.
  8. Delicious. Fuck OU.
  9. Puppeh! Stella did some exploring and received numerous pets. The weather made for a perfect day for a woodsy walk.
  10. This is really low effort stuff from you. We expect more. Be better.
  11. Nope. It’s a naan-starter for me bruh.
  12. My Aussie buddy tried to explain it all to us one time at work, and our VP (from Alabama) just goes “I dunno man, kinda just sounds like queer terrorist baseball to me”
  13. Fuck yea. Nice work, jackets
  14. “Go away, I’m sleeeeeeepy”
  15. NO GESTAPO IN BASTROPO!!!
  16. Perfect ❤️ congrats my dude🤘
  17. If you keep drinkin’ you gonna pee ya pants again, Bo.
  18. Me with two daughters, thinking about these issues bubbling up in my future:
  19. Imagine watching Mitchell this year and then spitting out this dumb bullshit.
  20. Show your work. I hear the search function is fantastic on this site, so you should have no problem finding the posts quickly.
  21. Buy now and receive a free restraining order from your cunt ex wife, a lift kit for your financial anchor of a truck, and a lifetime supply of Oakley wraparounds.
  22. If I show up with no ticket, what level of sexual favor will have to be proffered to gain access? I just want to know in advance, in case I need to wax my bikini zone.
  23. Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin fuk Nebraska okayyyy! im high and a bit drunk and go team go🤘
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