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hookemATL

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  1. Snowpacolypse took out my beautiful lacebark elm like it was nothing. Just immediately dead. I decided (out of laziness) to leave the stump, which has since transformed into a pretty sweet stumpbush which can be trimmed to look pretty good. if one of these storms kills stumpbush I will commit sepuku out of heartbreak.
  2. John Wick 5: Schindler's Wick is fucking awesome. It has everything: Timetraveling, nazis, historically inaccurate one-liners. "Arbeit macht DIE motherfucker" - Keanu
  3. Peace and love to you and yours❤️ My dad is getting older (still works his ass off and is stubborn as a mule) and I am really realizing how unprepared I am for his passing. Thank you for sharing. Let yourself feel all the feels, and horns up to your pops.🤘
  4. “I’m gonna pop into TJ Maxx/Marshalls/Homegoods/Target/Crate and Barrel real quick, but I’ll be right there! 8 hours later….
  5. How “shortly after”?
  6. Handsome fellow. He looks like he’s pretending to be a decoy.
  7. Reed Malphurs Syndrome sounds like a disease that turns your penis inside out and makes you shit jellybeans. in my medical opinion, I mean.
  8. From laid back surfer chick, to malignant traitor cunt, to delicious and nutritious worm food. What a journey!
  9. I know we like to be taboo and edgy around here with our takes sometimes, and I’m sorry if this crosses some type of imaginary line but… That’s a terrible suit/shirt/tie combo. Awful.
  10. I say go for it. What’s the worse that could happen?
  11. I don’t take surreptitious pictures of strangers as it violates my court ordered probation.
  12. Oh my fucking God. My loud chortle got quite a look from the milfs at swim practice.
  13. The entire aggy institution killed 12 folks as well, lest we forgot the Oversized Pick Up Stix Disaster of 1999.
  14. Tasmanian Tiger with a rail gun.
  15. Just be impressed he spelled the two words right, and ignore the unnecessary capitalization and quotemarks. That's a pretty good overall result from a braindead chud baby with a hero worship username.
  16. Me screaming as the Game Wardens drag me away in cuffs after harvesting tons of monkey meat: "GODDAMMIT THERE AINT NO SEASON ON MONKEYS!! SHOW ME THE MONKEY SEASON ON THE GOT-DAMN OUTDOOR ANNUAL APP YOU FUCKERS!"
  17. What does 24 mean? The name of each dog is Jack Bauer.
  18. TBF I vetted the post with my reprobate, felonious family and friends before hitting submit.
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