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hookemATL

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  1. That just means it revolutionary! He's a disruptor!
  2. they'll do it just for the shot an emotional "victory" over Texas in the aftermath of their negligent homicide. granted, it took targeted food poisoning as well but you catch my drift.
  3. Ricky Henderson has been hired as a special assistant specifically for this purpose.
  4. I feel validated and loved. Thank you all❤️❤️❤️
  5. I will pass this along to him and make him pinky swear he is fully healthy. Standby for confirmation.
  6. Sources tell me ewers is taking full pads, first team reps today in practice.
  7. 1-0 smug little fuck with his rolly chair and his robot voice. Bitchass needed a second feeding tube by the time I got done with him. Steven Hawking? More like Steven Bitchface.
  8. If you don’t include the post meal group diddling.
  9. She is all about the creepy crawlies and any other animal really. Here she is with a tarantula we found under a splash rock by our back porch. She named him Terry and then released him into a wooded area by the local park.
  10. They are garbage and corrupt. given my druthers, I’d take Mar to a corn field and give him the same treatment Joe Pesci got in Casino.
  11. Is Daniels out for significant time for LSU? Only way aggy wins that game is an ugly ass backup QB off. 17-13 type game.
  12. No but my daughter is enrolled at the FitLump Institute for Bees and Lying.
  13. My CyberBosch gets 10 miles to the load and runs on water and detergent tablets.
  14. Then consider my eldest Che Guevara of the hives. COME AND TAKE THIS STICKY SUGAR GOOP, BITCHES! FAFO
  15. Michael Ungar’s “hUngar Games Cafe” was great but ahead of its time.
  16. What a glorious day. My dream has always been to raise a herd/dazzle of rape zebras on my humble .5 acres in Cedar Park. Yes they make a lot of noise and they are shit machines and they rape every other Amazon delivery person that enters the property. But that is MY RIGHT as a Texan.
  17. :: opens thread titled "Brettric Bielenemy is a fat fucking retard" ::
  18. Cum Thistle. Hate the stuff. Gets real crunchy and yellow when it dries out. Makes it hard to move in the woods without making noise and attracting South Austin's mom.
  19. Katfid to the courtesy phone. Katfid to the courtesy phone, please. wait did you accidently combine Eric Bienemy and Brett Bielema?
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