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hookemATL

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  1. Michael Ungar’s “hUngar Games Cafe” was great but ahead of its time.
  2. What a glorious day. My dream has always been to raise a herd/dazzle of rape zebras on my humble .5 acres in Cedar Park. Yes they make a lot of noise and they are shit machines and they rape every other Amazon delivery person that enters the property. But that is MY RIGHT as a Texan.
  3. :: opens thread titled "Brettric Bielenemy is a fat fucking retard" ::
  4. Cum Thistle. Hate the stuff. Gets real crunchy and yellow when it dries out. Makes it hard to move in the woods without making noise and attracting South Austin's mom.
  5. Katfid to the courtesy phone. Katfid to the courtesy phone, please. wait did you accidently combine Eric Bienemy and Brett Bielema?
  6. Seems like a dick riding autist with too much time on his hands. Also he fucking sucked at repairing vacuums. Other than that, spot on.
  7. Agreed. The guy is a wrecking balls.
  8. Sleep regression is a bitch, but at least it’s temporary. You get real cocky “oh yeah my kid sleeps like a rock, this shit is cakeeeeeee” then… 3 months later its 3am and you’re reading the dumbass book about the zoo (that is somehow run by animals but humans go to the zoo as well) for the 10th straight time because you think it’s the key to getting them down for the night.
  9. Not sure you “choose” to be born with the proper number of chromosomes, but I take your point.
  10. Please refrain from fowl language.
  11. Side effect of battered horn syndrome is menopausal cramping and vaginal sand.
  12. Don’t pick on the mentally challenged. It’s uncouth.
  13. Only pussy is you. Cunt.
  14. I wasn’t in the right part of Banff to fish (legally) that time of year, but good god damn the alpine lakes/streams were all fishy af. Need to go back later in summer next time. (Mullety the Snowman was a solid camp buddy).
  15. For some reason I keep seeing Brooks and Baxter over 100 yds, each with TDs. i seen’t it in my mind grapes.
  16. No shit. Whatever happened to not talking about trauma and suppressing it and then letting it spill over in a moment of rage at your loved ones? Keep this shit out of my safe space!!
  17. did they at least let you jump and touch the sign like a big boy?
  18. RIP. 🤘
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