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hookemATL

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  1. Pork cutlet / fried eggs / chz / japs (under the chz) on aggressively buttered bread w/sriracha ranch and Tabasco
  2. Sorry bud. Loved seeing pics of that dude playing with your girls. RIP and good boy 🤘
  3. Here come the Judge…with the season ending K.
  4. “Officer the fetus had an aggressive posture and I believed it meant to consume my bodily fluids for it’s own sustenance. It left me no choice but to defend myself with my trusty Hoover vac and wire hanger.”
  5. Nicely done. God why can’t they fucking show energy to start a game? Slow and lazy and pointless football.
  6. Same old shit. Even with sanders crippled and them down multiple starters the D seems totally incapable.
  7. This is clearly a combination of a lot of conspiracies. I’d wager that aliens, Russians, Sasquatch and possibly the Cincinnati Reds are involved. I just can’t prove it….yet.
  8. Here’s an idea: play like you actually give a flying fuck. Just dog shit effort all over the field.
  9. Fragile mindset for this team and it’s gonna cost us some games if they don’t figure it out. A flat out refusal to see the momentum and seize it when it’s dangling in front of them. Poor coaching and execution.
  10. How badly was Gabriel’s brain scrambled? That hit looked bad bad. Kinda surprised he is back already, even knowing the backups play like harlequin babies.
  11. Quinn knows it is time to add to his legacy with a transcendent performance. I predict a 350 yd game / 4 TDs pass and one rush. Make is so!
  12. hookemATL

    High

    PLEASE NOTE: Bob Denver and John Denver are not the same person. There was a length of time in my childhood when I was certain Gilligan wrote and sang TaKe Me Home, Country Roads.
  13. Rainbow fentanyl is killin these kids!!!
  14. That’s what I always wear my “I am a dangerous asshole” tshirt so people stay out of my way. It’s worked well so far as I have only murdered a handful of airport chuds.
  15. Is Cthulhu an additional endorsement that I would need on my TPWD fishing license? Bag limit?
  16. “Hey hookemATL why are you crying randomly during our teams call?” Alex Jones is a fat fucking retard. May he diaf and eabod.
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