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hookemATL

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  1. Go get that bag Maalik🤘thanks for your contributions.
  2. Set up a memorial for the lost trees right on the fenceline with bright spotlights running 24/7 as well as a looping audio of Boyz II Men’s “It’s so hard to say goodbye (to yesterday)” played at 100 decibels. If they whine about it, tell them everyone processes grief differently and you were emotionally attached to those trees.
  3. Tragic. In retrospect, bring your mixtape to school day was not a success.
  4. I can’t see his name without reading it as Umami-alien. …I probably have a brain tumor.
  5. Consistently the tshirts/hats put out for conf titles or cfp appearances are way too busy with text and other logos. It’s difficult to find something without dumbass phrases or branding.
  6. I see what you are saying but 2001 b12ccg is ours if the Ginger General starts.
  7. enjoy your short time here, you little rascal!
  8. Maybe check the URL and your menstrual cycle if that AI generated image gets your hackles up.
  9. It means he needs to know that the woman is showing/really pregnant before he caves in her belly with a Muay Thai kick to the baby cave.
  10. @Go Pokes
  11. Maybe he can team up with Myles Garrett and beat a baby to death with a helmet. fucking aggy trash.
  12. We shoved a mini iPad up the birth canal so the fetus didn’t bored. but Don’t worry, we restricted content to the discography of prog rock legends Yes and reruns of Charles in Charge.
  13. Morton was under pressure but he had a bunch of dogshit throws, and that’s excluding the three picks. He was scared shitless and played like it.
  14. A cockgobbler by any other name…
  15. Took my 8yo to the game last night and she was in heaven. What a great game to attend, despite it being one of the longest games I’ve ever been to. she was starting to yawn at end of 3q and I asked her if she wanted to leave and she starkly told me “No! We stay for eyes of Texas dad!” me:
  16. Does he scare you to death, Mack?
  17. Bert to QB. He is Highlander!
  18. I mean I hate that family too, but I’m pretty sure it was OBL.
  19. That was a great performance by Texas and an extremely bitchass performance by Joey & the herpes experience. Tech fucking quit early in that game like the sacks of shit they are. QB looked like UGA in the sugar bowl, just didn’t want to be there. Adios you dick riding slut factory.
  20. Sark needs to be alerted immediately. SOS, Morse code, passenger pigeon, smoke signal, pony express, whatever it takes!!!!
  21. Has anyone said fuck tech yet? Bc fuck tech.
  22. Gofuckyourself. Perception is reality.
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