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hookemATL

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  1. Tbh that’s the sexiest deer I’ve ever seen.
  2. I’m done with babies myself but I really did enjoy running errands with my girls when they were tiny like that. Kinda getting dusty thinking about it❤️
  3. My wife got eggs too! Eggs!!
  4. take 2 edibles at 3:15 and you good.
  5. My theory is that Seattle/the PNW is a well known gestation area for serial killers. Doboer has spent several years now murdering vagrants and call girls on the side. Now he has an opportunity to head to new hunting grounds, where the hotter temps help bodies decompose quicker.
  6. You seem very upset. Please consider calling a close friend or relative, or speaking with a mental health professional to help your work through these thoughts. You are not alone. Peace of mind and inner acceptance is attainable! or you fuck yourself in your fat fucking snowflake ass.
  7. The little leaves do suck but it was a nice specimen and provided good shade for my lawn. Since its death, my grass on that side has also gone tits up. sad.
  8. Snowpacolypse took out my beautiful lacebark elm like it was nothing. Just immediately dead. I decided (out of laziness) to leave the stump, which has since transformed into a pretty sweet stumpbush which can be trimmed to look pretty good. if one of these storms kills stumpbush I will commit sepuku out of heartbreak.
  9. John Wick 5: Schindler's Wick is fucking awesome. It has everything: Timetraveling, nazis, historically inaccurate one-liners. "Arbeit macht DIE motherfucker" - Keanu
  10. Peace and love to you and yours❤️ My dad is getting older (still works his ass off and is stubborn as a mule) and I am really realizing how unprepared I am for his passing. Thank you for sharing. Let yourself feel all the feels, and horns up to your pops.🤘
  11. “I’m gonna pop into TJ Maxx/Marshalls/Homegoods/Target/Crate and Barrel real quick, but I’ll be right there! 8 hours later….
  12. How “shortly after”?
  13. Handsome fellow. He looks like he’s pretending to be a decoy.
  14. Reed Malphurs Syndrome sounds like a disease that turns your penis inside out and makes you shit jellybeans. in my medical opinion, I mean.
  15. From laid back surfer chick, to malignant traitor cunt, to delicious and nutritious worm food. What a journey!
  16. I know we like to be taboo and edgy around here with our takes sometimes, and I’m sorry if this crosses some type of imaginary line but… That’s a terrible suit/shirt/tie combo. Awful.
  17. I say go for it. What’s the worse that could happen?
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