Jump to content

hookemATL

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    4805
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. Not sure why this thought entered my head, but this scene has the potential to be the worst orgy ever. Olds. Fats. All manner of crusty whites. Someone just needs to melt the crisco and put the German Polka Greatest Hits on a loop.
  2. Let’s not malign something so glorious. This is my go to order at WB (granted I’m not a sentient blob person like Elko).
  3. Fuck ou? Fuck ou.
  4. Delicious. Fuck OU.
  5. Puppeh! Stella did some exploring and received numerous pets. The weather made for a perfect day for a woodsy walk.
  6. This is really low effort stuff from you. We expect more. Be better.
  7. Nope. It’s a naan-starter for me bruh.
  8. My Aussie buddy tried to explain it all to us one time at work, and our VP (from Alabama) just goes “I dunno man, kinda just sounds like queer terrorist baseball to me”
  9. Fuck yea. Nice work, jackets
  10. “Go away, I’m sleeeeeeepy”
  11. NO GESTAPO IN BASTROPO!!!
  12. Perfect ❤️ congrats my dude🤘
  13. If you keep drinkin’ you gonna pee ya pants again, Bo.
  14. Me with two daughters, thinking about these issues bubbling up in my future:
  15. Imagine watching Mitchell this year and then spitting out this dumb bullshit.
  16. Show your work. I hear the search function is fantastic on this site, so you should have no problem finding the posts quickly.
  17. Buy now and receive a free restraining order from your cunt ex wife, a lift kit for your financial anchor of a truck, and a lifetime supply of Oakley wraparounds.
  18. If I show up with no ticket, what level of sexual favor will have to be proffered to gain access? I just want to know in advance, in case I need to wax my bikini zone.
  19. Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin fuk Nebraska okayyyy! im high and a bit drunk and go team go🤘
  20. New pup at the farm. This is Stella Artois. She joins her brothers Guinness and Shiner to become a triple threat of doggo.
  21. @Corn Whiskey
  22. Pretty sure we beat Kansas like 52-7. You are likely confusing it with the year previous in Lawrence (4th and 18 game).
×
×
  • Create New...