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Texaus

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  1. I’m a Cowboys fan. Im also a heterosexual, married man for 23 years and have three kids and I would SUCK Colt McCoys cock I love him so goddamn much. He’s been the nfls stepchild for 10 years. I hope he stomps the Cowboys in the dick and takes redskins to the super bowl.
  2. So taking a last minute road trip to Breck. Leaving this afternoon. Question is, will we be okay taking the wife’s 2wd suv, or should we take my 4wd truck? No off-roading involved here, just the main roads there, back, and around town while there.
  3. Just delicious with herbstreit calling this
  4. That’d be great! Also be nice to clean up the stickies on football board cluttering shit up.
  5. Not getting a good feeling here. What the fuck did they change O for jeebus
  6. Fucking hell
  7. Keep passing and run this shit up
  8. Put some barn doors and a fold out deck on it
  9. Subscribed.
  10. Had a single buddy visiting for a few days from out of state. It was general knowledge that he was on the hunt for older ladies while down here. Last night before he left, wife and I were sitting around talking and she asks him how the puma hunting went. Took both of us a second before we looked at each other and started snickering.
  11. Yawn
  12. There’s a huge penis on that
  13. I miss them
  14. Man, I bet that thing’s a pussy magnet. Lulz
  15. That dude fucks
  16. That a nice wave! Can’t wait for my kids to start this
  17. Over/under on foreign cocks she smokes?
  18. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Nothing to fear? Don’t they jam a tube up your ass and continue jamming it up there for quite an impressive distance? Fuck that
  19. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Haven’t had one. Im 40 and the prospect of getting one of these is terrifying. You’d have thought medical science would have progressed to the point where this procedure was only necessary after some other, less invasive, screening method indicated a need.
  20. There was a vid of girl shotgunning bottle of jagermeiester and chasing with a Red Bull somewhere... I just did that. Not looking forward to coworkers on tusdayi
  21. Why the fuck aren’t you running the ball against a prevent d
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