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NWAustinDude

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  1. With the mostly hillbilly numbnuts we have for a local sports media, I'd get emotional disorders having to talk to them. One reason I think Herman gets knotted up figuring out what to say and how to say it is because coaches are severely sleep-deprived, which I defy anyone here to say does not make it hard to talk or talk smoothly sometimes.
  2. Thread-starting and mental problems are never a good combination.
  3. Mettenberger went in dry and had a snack.
  4. 4 or 8 is better than 2 or 1 (by a vote of delegates). The best team in the playoff tournament is the champion. If the best team in the regular season were made the champion, we'd be reverting back to system of 1 by a vote of delegates. Also, I like to scratch my ass with a sterling silver shrimp fork.
  5. Dirty ass needless hit by Terrell Suggs, to be precise.
  6. I recall arguments for a CFB playoff as far back as 1981. It took a zillion years for the apartheid dictators of college football to actually agree to 1 vs. 2. After a shitshow system that often screwed a 3rd ranked team, it took a half zillion years for the apartheid dictators to put in a 4 team playoff. At this rate, your wife's pussy hair nubs will turn the same color as your mom's long before the playoff expands to 8. It's also like the Electoral College [/no CR]. People who bitch about it at the moment it pisses them off forget soonafter that they were outraged. As for UCF, how about this rookie last night?
  7. Mack says that Cedric is going to get some game action soon, just not yet.
  8. Any you know Gooner licked his hand and fingers as soon as he got back to his huddle.
  9. Kyler Murray going to the ground at the slightest touch today and protecting his baseball future, was one of the most pussified douchbaggiest fucknozzle acts of bitchassedness I believe I've ever seen.
  10. Texas Longhorns 36 Norman Jockstrap Suckers 32
  11. Lincoln Riley steals his defensive scheme from David Gibbs.
  12. Eat a bag of dicks Eat a bag of dicks OU A bag of dicks eat
  13. Sweet. Credit to Sam and the offense for running out the clock with 3 first downs.
  14. Sam's back to looking like a high school QB. Hope he figures it out if he has to lead a GW drive.
  15. Please waive Daniel Young
  16. I endorse. ACT LIKE YOU'VE FUCKING BEEN THERE. In the end zone, don't commit self-inflicted concussion like Gus Frerotte.
  17. It's only week 4 and this game has a playoff intensity to it. I've hated TNF over the years but not tonight.
  18. Nope, it was just ez-bait to see who would invoke my Mom. Mom died of illness years ago, but thank you for thinking of her vaginal depth. Were Dad alive, he would thank you also.
  19. The OP analysis is greatness. Deep pleasure that the Longhorn offense shitshow may finally be flushing away.
  20. The Maryland and Tulsa games were crap, and in retrospect, that's common with a lot of younger players. Two weeks later, players are developing, showing talent, speed, and playing impressive 2nd halves to win. We're seeing some star potential in C. Johnson, G. Johnson, Sterns, Humphrey. We haven't seen this talent level in years. Paired with, he is recruiting nicely. Now, let's not regress and shit the bed against the purple dullards.
  21. Fun, crazy ending to a great day of CF. Targeting FTW.
  22. San Diego State unis are sweet, as is their run game. Pac 12 sucking it on every channel tonight.
  23. Fuck you Steve Patterson
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