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Jimbaround

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  1. Phil just went camping in the woods. Somehow got it back to the fairway.
  2. Spieth with a nice eagle at no.8.
  3. As someone whose ankle dislocates similar to Tony's it really isn't bad. It hurts when it's out, but once it's back in it is sore for a bit and then fine.
  4. Anyone have a link to the video?
  5. This is a good start. Tiger is a bit wayward off the tee today...
  6. That Patton bet didn't start too well. Looks like he's got some Augusta jitters (missed a three footer for bogey on no. 1).
  7. People with too much time on their hands.
  8. Did you guys see that gazelle that was on the field... oh wait, that was Brian McCann.
  9. Do both columns C and D have the same data (just sorted differently), or do D and E have the same data? What is currently in Column E? You example doesn't seem to match your description.
  10. So was it an entire egg of jello? Didn't think those things would hold liquid.
  11. Eh, for Christmas most go to church on Christmas eve.
  12. Help out a beginner. What does the straw do? What are you planting?
  13. There should be a warning label on beets. WARNING: After eating you may experience red-colored bowel movements. This is normal, you do not have a blood in your stool. Also, don't give the dog beets no mater how much he begs. He'll just throw them up on your straw-colored rug in the middle of the night.
  14. Happy Easter you heathens. First time in years we weren't able to go to church (baby is too new to put into the nursery), but we got our fill of celebration with our church's live stream (not the same). Next up, brunch and Easter pictures. Love me some Easter.
  15. Agreed, why not use your table presence to push some people around. Eventually they will start calling again and you can go back to a tighter game.
  16. That bottle is at least 5 years old. There was a time when Willett was pumping our a number of different age statements (at varying prices). A buddy of mine got that for me as a gift for something.
  17. Yeah, and their prices are out of this world.
  18. Fuck off whalecunt Get back on your meds Phlegm.
  19. You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?
  20. Was actually Stavanger, Norway at about 8:30 in the morning one November. I thought the lit up shop looked like a warm refuge on a cold morning.
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