Everything posted by Jimbaround
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
I’m not sure this is the thread for you.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
The good news for me is that I’ve got to get up at 4:00a to get my wife to the hospital for a 6:00a surgery. Probably should only have a couple more bourbons...
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
With the runner on 2nd Bregs would not be in so close. May have had a chance to knock that down.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
How the hell do Maldonado and Morton not know what signs they are using?
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
This also tastes good. Dry aged it for a week or so and sous vide two hours.
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Need some advice/input on a family matter tl;dr
Shit, when I moved boxes around I forgot to label the Cousin. He's the one married to the Cousin's wife.
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Need some advice/input on a family matter tl;dr
How’s this (I just guessed on where the other 8 grandchildren belonged)?
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I honestly don't know what to say to that Sly Stallone thing. Hey Sly, 2001 called, they want their CGI back.
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Coincidence
Another one: Wife bought an old house in the before we met. We get married and decided to move in there and remodel. House was built in the mid 30s and it had a phone nook (pretty common for that day, a decorative wooden cut out in the hallway where the house phone would be place). When they removed the drywall around the nook the original drywall had old phone numbers written all around the nook (e.g., LA-2697; MI-1002; etc.) with descriptions of what each number was (i.e., paperboy; grocery; etc.). The only number with what looked like a person's name had was just my last name. I do not have a common last name.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
Subscribed
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
Yeah, we have not played a very clean game. Just messy from the get go.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
Regardless of what happens in this series I am just so glad we don’t have to watch those stupid “you think you’re a bigger fan than me” MLB shop commercials.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
This is why I listen to our feed on XM and synchronized the video with the XM delay.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
We have one hit, they have two. Makes sense it’s a tie game. Come on bullpen, don’t let us down.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
Huge
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
What the fuck was that?
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Fuck. How hard is it to not shove the guy down when he back is to you?
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Holy shit, he made it. Good way to go into halftime.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
This is a generous FG range zone by ESPN.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
YES! Good think the kids are up from their naps or I would have awoken them with my yell.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Fuck yes! Nice Hole by the line on that one.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
I assume I'm not alone in my hate for the new ESPN constant scoreboard.
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Coincidence
I've got a couple. 1 - My dad has a 1955 Thunderbird that he restored. In the process of restoring it he looked up the manufacture date. It was manufactured on my birthday in 1955. In the early 2000s some idiot friends and I decided to go in on a 1984 Lincoln Town Car limo. A friend who worked at Ford looked up the manufacture date and it was made on my dad's birthday in 1984. 2 - A friend of mine invited me to the Texas ND game in Austin a few years ago. I agreed to go, but since it was Labor day weekend I was going to drive up on Sunday (Sunday night game). Another friend of mine who went to Notre Dame told me he was invited by his dad to go to the game and knowing I was driving up on Sunday asked me for a ride. Our plan was to stay at my ND buddy's sister's house after the game so we arranged to connect back at his ND tailgate after the game so I could drive us to his sister's house. When I got to my seats my ND buddy's ticket was for the seat right next to mine.
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PSA: Planters Cheez Balls Returning. For real this time.
Case arrived this week for me. They are as delicious as I remember. The Utz are just not as good for some reason.
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Lame joke thread
What sound was made when the vinegar tanker crashed into the water storage tank? Douche!