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Longhorn Fever

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  1. I am not sure I could get by without my butler. How long have you been going without yours? Who else would warm and set out my clothes for the day, bring up the morning news on the WC computer monitor, pour my glass of OJ... Oh, wait. Wrong thread. You weren’t talking about that butler, we’re you? Carry on.
  2. Has Briles name come up in association with this job? You know he’s just down the road from the Arky border. Might be time to get away from the UIL heat in Mt. Vernon and get into the SEC where rape and illegal recruiting aren’t looked down upon so much. The good folks in Arkansas believe in giving a poor guy a chance to rehabilitate himself.
  3. God, I hope it doesn’t happen, but Mensa’s curious ways leads to me think: Curiosity Killed the Tom-Cat
  4. It may not happen, but I guarantee that there will be some ESecPN talking heads proposing such a thing.
  5. @Ignatius, you honestly believe the committee members nor the pollsters are not influenced by the talking heads on ESPN? C’mon, pull your head out. And, no, this team should not be concerned about playoffs.
  6. OMG. That thread gave me a great laugh. I knew delusion was a typical ag symptom, but some of those dudes...
  7. Exactly. How ever did religion get mixed up in an Art Briles thread?
  8. The big kahuna gets it. The big fish needs to adjust his sarcasm detector
  9. Is that big yellow section in the lower bowl between the 5 and 45 the LSU band? No wonder the swamprat ags were so upset with us putting their band in the upper deck.
  10. Addle-brained meth heads Eating bags of dicks all day Will cry this weekend
  11. Oklahoma where the wind comes rushing down the plain. Still smells like shit
  12. Sorry. You’re gonna have to retake your reading agrehension course again. Gritty losses to powerful SECSECSEC teams only count if the losing team is also a gritty SECSECSEC team. Gritty losses by bdf teams to SECSECSEC teams are actually evidence of domination of a clearly inferior opponent by an unmotivated SECSECSEC team that clearly did not want to be there and/or whose team was subjected to locker rooms heated just below the temperature of the surface of the sun, and had to play on a watered-down or otherwise inferior surface that only affects the SECSECSEC team. Moose out front shoulda told ya. Next time study the proper dagma a little harder. Maybe you should squeeze your testicles while you read. Hope this helps.
  13. So, bulldogs are 0-2 in sideline encounters. When is the championship between Whitlow #28 vs Bevo XV?
  14. Ha, that was egregious enough that he should have been awarded the TD like the Dickie Moegle tackle by the Bama bench player
  15. The battle of the bulldogs in Collie Station is going to be epic
  16. That’s more like the call that Mack should have made for the 2pt conversion
  17. That’s the joke. I have no problem with saying they’re rank, though.
  18. State bringing the smothering SECSECSEC defense
  19. Poor fella, Maybe he’ll feel better when he humps Gen. Rev.
  20. Didn’t see a thread. According to Sean McDonnough, Allburn has the best resume in the country. He said they’re the only team in the country with wins over 2 ranked opponents.
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