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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
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You've spelt Sark incorrectly. Although. there's no good reason why not both...- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
May not be the case. Certain things might be simply Unforgivable.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The issue remains Must we lose to A & M Before torment ends?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
We are in the shit Sark is who he always was Haiku have begun- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Funny thing, at 7-3, Sark is actually ahead of his overall record, which is around .620, I think. How much better should we expect?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
How many layers in your tiers?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
... and that's an apt description, considering it's not science fiction, but documentary.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Vincere difficile est probably closer, but surly woulda asked why you referred to waxed wine...- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You practice receiving onside kicks with the hands team. You put them on the field when you expect onside kick coming. There was no situational need for onside, it was Kirby Smart actually coaching. The hands team was not on the field. The regular receiving team looked like it had never even heard of or seen an onside kick, which wouldn't surprise any of us.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think I already said, and might've typed, this - but I don't always post what I write, so I'll do it again. What seems to explain most if not all of the fuckery we're wading through lately is that Del Conte has everything he needs to fire Sarkisian “for cause”, but he's a whole lot more interested in fixing the problems than in skewering Sark. If Sark can be convinced to make necessary changes in both his personal life and in his coaching, he'll get another year to show up. We can argue all we want about what changes and whether he is both willing and able to do them. Don't care, had MensaTom and Coach Potatohead. On the other hand, if Sark won't derectify his head, he'll be let go... preferably gracefully, if possible, but there's a definite possibility he won't go quietly, and shit is flung in all directions. Some of us seem to want to watch the flaming fudge nugget dingdongs arching majestically across the skies, and the sooner the better. But I believe that Del Conte will do his best to keep things calm and professional, and that means “The University of Texas and Coach Sarkisian have mutually-decided to part ways.” I think this last outcome is best for all concerned, although we may be waiting until post-aggy to see it.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
*lamination- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'd bet we did. But preparing to receive an on-side kickoff involves a different set of personnel, the 'hands team'. They're in when the kicking team is in desperation mode... behind and short clock. The regular kickoff receiving team is not gonna be practicing on-side, and aren't going to be looking for it. UGa likely had at least a couple of ringers on that kickoff group (and for the fake punt/FG groups, too) and an alert ST coach mighta noticed that and called timeout... or maybe an HC who wasn't busy being OC and planning his next playset. Sarkisian said he expected Smart to run a trick on a kick play, but nobody expects the unexpected, do they?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The extension makes at least some sense from the viewpoint that you're hoping to get things fixed so you demonstrate good PR belief in Coach, and at the same time you know you've got the "for cause" clause covered so there's no real issue with the buyout. Give him the year with Arch and if he gets his life problems under control, it's all good. The timing is bad for everybody, mainly because of the idiotic idea of signing while the playoffs and bowls are still going on.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I mind that time I's about halfway between Andrews and Seminole, just boppin' along, minding my own business. Sky turned red, sounded like half a siren, wall of red dirt slammed into me like a train. Got spun around, off the highway in decent shape, shut her down and commenced to waiting. Probably fifteen minutes of sand-blasting, scoured the shit oughta paint on the right side of the truck. Got down to just blowin' dirt, got back on the road. I was thinking whatever is going on, home and office, with the Sarkisians, is somewhere in there.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Niblit Away could probably open for Drunken Cuck - prolly have to wait on 2026 Tour dates to get set.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You've miththpelled prethithely.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
He already did that... and got fired.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Would you say he produced a plethora of poorly picked plays?\- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Clearly fake. No aggy would have a picture of the Twelfth Man wearing the number 13.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
So... Elko hasn't signed the extension? Yet? You know if it were you, the extension would remain unsigned at least until the Penn State deal goes down one way or another.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
See, that's where you've gone awry. It's not chocolate frosting, it's actually vanilla frosting mixed with an unknown brown substance.- Adopt A Playoff Team?
This is pretty close to my position... that is, I probably have eight to root against, a couple to root for, and a couple I couldn't give a fuck about one way or the oher.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think it's a safe bet that they practiced onside kick reception with the "hands" team and not the "regular" team. The punt return team probably practiced the regular guys being really careful about the punter taking off. In "gotta get it" moments, that's not really a trick, is it? Fake punt, fake FG, fake kickoff - only a trick if they're unexpected. Prolly gonna be either the fake FG or fake XP, next time we play UGa. - This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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