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Tex Long

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  1. You were okay with it 'til it got to the pride flag, though, right?
  2. It's a shame that Sally made cookies instead of candles.
  3. Insifferable Shit would be a good name for that bar's house band.
  4. That's because you're a sip.
  5. Do you even know the smell of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina, bro?
  6. My first thought...
  7. Because Nicholas Cage is also AI-generated.
  8. I think that would be Get Tough and Get Fucked, though.
  9. "Get Tough or Get Fucked" is decent SurlyMotto material.
  10. Roger that. Once puberty kicks in, WYSIWYG.
  11. I wouldn't be surprised to see aggy get in. It's a "feel good" story for many non-sips, and the TV money pretty much rules sports. Too bad, but thereitis.gif
  12. Quoted for multiple truths. They definitely need a B1G in their B1G Noon slot. Not a lot of love on West coast for 9AM games.
  13. The flag's fine, but which of those two is the woman?
  14. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Puffed up like a toad. Def welcome to my share of that shit.
  15. Quoted for emphasis on Truth. ETA mind you, a decent hand in the kitchen, even if limited to sammiches and brewski delivery, would definitely be a plus.
  16. It looks like it's time to fully implement Fully Informed Jury and understand your vote as a Juror is about the Law as much as it is about "who's telling the truth". If you think the charge against a defendant is bullshit, whether that's because the law is shit or because it's not properly applied, vote Not Guilty.Don't announce your reasoning when being questioned in selection. Yes, you can apply the law. There is nothing in the Law that says your job as a Juror is limited to deciding whether the defendant did what the State says he did. You have every right to decide about the law and its application. Bottom line, quote Nancy Reagan: "Just Say No."
  17. 'Bama, no real reason for them to be top 5. 3-point spread in top 5, tossups with 3-point home field advantage. Don't follow this guy at all, is he worth betting? The only one that has looked worth a shit has been Pate and his "Ramen Express" picks. 2023 results I worked, came up at 57%... That's damn fine - 53% gets you break-even on standard 100/110 vig bets.
  18. Hey, wasn't it UNC that got a little wrist slap for having a completely non-existent course giving out A's to basketballers?
  19. This is why my default behavior regarding the female is ignorance and inaction. If I do something, it's wrong and I should not have done it. If I don't do something, I should have done it. Either way, I'm an asshole. In the latter case, I have profited by refraining from any exertion of body or mind.
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