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aggy vs tennessee, Saturday Oct 14th at 2:30p on CBS
Bama Llama replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
Last road game went poorly for aggy. Add 2x noise and fan numbers in Neyland compared to Miami. Add Jimbo gives no shits factor. Smokey rapes Reveille. -
Time was, Open Date was commonly called “Off Week.” In 1969, each week during football season, Rice architecture students stretched a big banner along the second floor of Anderson Hall with the legend “Beat LSU” or “Beat A&M,” and so on. You all must already know what happened when Off Week arrived. The banner lasted until about, oh, 10:00 a.m. Anyway, in fond remembrance of those long ago halcyon days at the Institute on South Main, BEAT OFF WEEK!
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Make this go away. Please. Exorcise it with holy water. Takes me straight back to our CFP nightmare vs Clemson a few years ago. Don’t despair, Surlies. Horns are rising. We, otoh, are a derp in progress but did find a way to win thanks to Jimbodupery and some actual defense late. Milroe situational awareness sorely lacking but I revere his efforts. Dead ringer for big jaw man meme.
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Thanks, Chine and well done, gents. Destin resembles Bobby Petrino too much to suit me, especially today. Was the Texas beat down a watershed like the 2010 Rose Bowl? Time will tell, brothers and sisters. Refreshing to see thoughtful words expressed on this topic.
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My high school band did the halftime show at the 1967 or 1968 Bears-Falcons game in the flying saucer of old Fulton County Stadium. We were seated on folding chairs on the field behind one of the end zones. I wish I could say Butkus ran over me or I saw him close up but that would be a lie, which is strictly forbidden on Surly, right? I do vividly recall Gayle Sayers flying straight at us bringing it to the house on a simple sweep for about 60 yards. Butkus was the Duke Wayne of football. Plus, he was not acting. RIP number 51.
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I had to appear at a court hearing in Monroeville in the 90s. The circuit judge’s honest to god name was Robert E. Lee Key. When the hearing, held in the “new” Soviet style Monroe County Courthouse constructed in the 60s, was concluded, I wandered over to the old Victorian courthouse, the one which was duly replicated in Mockingbird, to check and see if I could peek in a window. It had been converted into some kind of museum. Mirabile dictu, the joint was unlocked. I walked right in and clomped through the courtroom, down to the bench, into the jury box, up to the balcony. That’s where the juju grabbed me, when I thought of the line, “Stand up, Miss Jean Louise. Your father’s passing.” i was 45 or so then. It was one of those moments. I thought about white Southern males and a lifetime of being judged racist by association. I thought of the beautiful and kind black people I had known. I thought of how Harper Lee and Hollywood and Gregory Peck finally got something right. I stood there in that dusty old place, the late afternoon sun sending shafts of light through the dust I had raised, and wept. I was just thankful and hopeful.
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Hayek was and is gorgeous, si, but back in 1996 my wife and daughter were so hot for Antonio Banderas and kept the Blockbuster VHS tape version so long we had to buy the fucking thing. I might add, they secretly kept the tape.
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Bratty little kid: I HATE Boom-Pah! Mama Llama, Baby Llama and I have “must watch through to the end” anytime our lives intersect with Mr. Hobbs. Hobbs’s overdramatized narration is so fine, especially the lost at sea scene.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Bama Llama replied to Prepuce of Doom's topic in Movies and TV
I thought Bryce Young nailed his Fansville segment last year: "They're my family now, CJ." and gives the kid the dead-eyed look. -
Marcel Dareus and Colt’s shoulder can funally be consigned to the dust heap of history. Is this a similar watershed? Time will tell. Sark sez, “Veni, vidi, vici, motherfuckers!” My crimson ball cap’s off to you denizens of Surly. Peace out while I kick my wounds. Wallow in all the success, Horns. You have earned it and richly deserve it.
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Onto the plain of tailgetery strode the six hundred, or The Four as it were. May the ghosts of Bryant, Denny, Wade, Thomas, Bible, Royal and all them guys smile down upon you on this glorious day. Beauty is truth and truth beauty. Everything else is bullshit. Hook Em and Roll Tide. This is now officially real. Bravo to you for the journey. May you all survive and remember the best parts of it.
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You made Hokkaido a reality. You are not unlike the host team, for your Surly Gonzo pluck and grit has writ your names in burnt orange flame. I hope to hell you didn’t actually eat too much of that shit. You guys must unfurl an obscene banner at the beginning of GameDay in (checks time) eight hours and five minutes). On to Walmart for poster board, paint, and long pink dick shaped balloons!
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If the defecation has hit the ventilation and you interact with Tuscaloosa or UA po-leece, here’s your man. Trust me. And say nothing until he arrives.
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I salute you guys completely. You’re living the dream. All that’s missing- Keith Richards and an overturned ______ parish deputy’s SUV. Please fo me a favor about 40 miles after you cross into Alabama, you will pass the exit for Boligee, 1919 birthplace and final resting place of my deare sainted mither. Lean on that Horn RV hofn one time for a sweet, kind lady. keep the cruise control engaged. Alabama State Troopers not known for perspicacity . . . or leniency. Godspeed to the Druid City!
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Just record it and avoid your phone or talking to anyone with even a .01% chance of watching the game or knowing the score. You may just survive this lol Fuck, it’s worth a try. Nothing more awful, excruciating and exhilarating than watching a gut wrencher in the blind 24 hours after the fact. I’ll report back if successful. May the outcome of this game not be decided by any official.
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Wow, which of the 4 will be toting your balls in their purse? Out of all the games this season, this one should be non-negotiable. Yeah, yeah. You have to trust me on this one. Some things even trump football. I assure you, my chi will be there in spirit. I’m still dog cussing the back judge in the ‘65 Orange Bowl for waving off the linesman’s TD call on Joe Namath’s 4th down run. BTW, kudos to Texas for sending the traveling pep band. Bama punked out last year rather than sit the pep band up high at DKR. That was a pussy move. Horns fans and players will get to hear The Eyes and Texas Fight! in Tuscaloosa. I’ll be watching somehow.
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I flat out weep involuntarily every time I see the sweet sad hooker sing out “Aux arms, citoyens!” at the crescendo of the La Marseillaise scene. I know what’s coming and the tears just flow. That great anthem was never performed better than Rick’s house band did it in this film. And the way Laszlo doesn’t hesitate; when he hears the Germans singing, he hurries down the stairs from Rick’s office, goes right up to the band leader, says in that great accent “Play La Marseillaise! Pleh eet!” Band leader looks up at Rick and Rick gives him “the nod.” My favorite moment in film.
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This weekend I have to drive my wife, daughter, and two of my wife’s best girl homies to a family wedding, mandatory attendance by me or life as I know it ends. No fucking way will I be able to preserve isolation. I’ll be like the insufferable asshole on the insurance commercial wreaking havoc at the wedding and reception trying to watch the big game. God dammit all. I hereby curse alla yinz with innumerable video reviews.
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Downtown = one block either side of University Blvd west from Queen City Ave to Greensboro Ave. East of Queen City to the stadium = The Strip
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Alabama 21 Texas 20 Alabama 273 yards Bama’s offense can’t get ahead of the sticks all night, stinks up Bryant Denny. Both defenses play balls out. Milroe bails and scrambles 15 times, to little effect. Saban refuses to sub any backup QB for Milroe. Ewers flings 14 long passes, some connect. Sark pulls a hamstring jumping up from a squat, refuses to play subs. Auburn (spit on ground) and Reichert fill the air with field goal attempts, some connect. With 1:00 left, up 20-16, Horns are inside their own 5, facing 4th and 13, call time. Horns punter runs around in the end zone using many of Bama’s precious remaining seconds, giving the safety (Sarks secret plan). Free kick ends up with Bama on its own 30, 50 seconds left in the game. Texas 20, Bama 18. Many fans, remembering grade school arithmetic, become excited. Three downs net negative 10. On 4th and 20 with 22 seconds left, Milroe scrambles to the Horns 40 but forgets to call time. Saban, steam shooting out of mouth, ears, eyes and nostrils, remembers, and calls time with 2 seconds left. Reichert nails one from 57. Big Al fondles the anal cleft of the best looking chaps girl, says later, “You could fit a Bartlett pear up in there! I’m transferring to Austin!” With the win, Bama trails Texas all time, 7-3-1. Maybe I’ll live long enough to see the series even. P.S. Texas meets Bama again in this year’s playoff. In all of our dreams.
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On too many plays I saw Milroe not paying attention to what should be the play clock in his head. This does not bode well for my guys. Bama O line is better than ‘22 but so is Texas D. Bama RBs seem merely adequate but not able to house it. #84 TE could make a difference. If Malachi Moore is out, Ewers & Horns receivers will eat yards. Hopkng for great atmosphere, good signs at GameDay, no putrid calls, no injuries. I’ll be shocked if it doesn’t go down to the wire. If any of you get downtown, check out Jalapeño’s Tequila Cafe y Bar. Wide selection of Tequilas, good fud, run by friends of mine. Welcome to the SEC - early version.
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With BobO’B running things last year, we had trouble getting behind the sticks. It seemed like we were always in 3rd and long. Bryce Young saved our asses but not enough times. The D didn’t put enough pressure on opposing QBs. We could easily have dropped five games instead of only two. Will those two elements get better? Fuck if I know but the current QB room is a far cry from Bryce Young. I can only put trust in the angry little man stalking the sidelines. If we get behind the sticks repeatedly because of poor first down calls/execution, it’ll be semen collection time at old Longhorn bull barn, gol dammit all.
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Joe Willie Namath and his wingman Hoot Owl Hicks were habitues of the Bright Star . . . Fifty yesrs sgo when Joe played for the Jets and worked out in Tuscaloosa in the off season.
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Bewaaarrre the mooors. Mmmmmm. Jenny Agutter
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