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Bama Llama

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  1. That was right before he loanded Michael Douglas his hairstyle
  2. “All the sudden, . . .” followed closely by “All of the sudden, . . .”; phrases which no one ever wrote, read or said until the 70s. Now these spoken phrases are showing up on local news and happy talk segues and any podcast. I’ve yet to see either in actual print. Please, just make it stop.
  3. Bama Llama

    Getting old sucks

    And so it begins. Better save all of your passwords and PINs in an encrypted document and save the password into that document in a different encrypted document . . . Ahh, fuck it.
  4. 1969 Nixon =~= 2024 Trump? To quote the Fugs: ”It’s four minutes to twelve and there’s a madman at the wheel.”
  5. Tonight . . . whe shaell inta hischtaddeh.
  6. Attorney Woo Outstanding, addictive, fabulous lead
  7. I detest OSU but they just picked up a decent safety from the portal, freshman all-American Caleb Downs. And the rb from Ole Miss, Judkins, was another good pickup.
  8. Huh. Well I did see that but it looked like a heavy dump truck with a .50 cal mounted in the in the bed. My powers of observation are slipping. Thx
  9. Loved the wrap up to this season, other than Whit dying because he let Roy get too close, like being within striking range of a pit viper. One question - didn't Roy's army have some sort of APC or half track? If so, where was it when the defecation hit the ventilation? The "sheriff election debate" moderator, prior to being punched, specifically quizzed him on that point before Roy stormed off after the three clones began mocking him. I kept waiting for it to zoom up out of a hidden trench. Dot, Wayne, Scotty and the poison eater need some kind of follow up. AS grotesque as he is, that guy is riveting when he speaks. Jeez
  10. DeBoer did very well at u dub without having a raft of blue chip recruits. They were something like #25 in recruits landed over last five years. Bama locker room may be a mess, but the cupboard isn’t bare. So, there’s that. He may exceed Surly expectations if not that of ADD delusional Bama fans. His coach coronation is today at 1pm. I hope he’s breaking down UGA defenses in his mind today. We shall see. I have no assumptions.
  11. If he goes burnt orange, he goes and I wish him well. He (and Milroe) snatched defeat fron the slavering jaws of a zillion Aubie mouths, and for that I shall revere him forever. Sark will target him (and get it to him) 5x more than we were able to do. At this point, I’m just relieved Dabo or Rees weren’t named. Keep calm and carry on.
  12. Isaiah Bond (the Auburn killer wr) has entered the portal. He did this before the DeBoer hire was announced. Dumbass. Jesus. Well, at least we didn’t fart around “searching” for an eternity. The GOAT is gone; long live the new coach. May he have great success. If he doesn’t the attention deficit mob will run him, the AD and the UA president / system chancellor out of town on a rail.
  13. I am assuming Quinn Ewers reups with Texas. Given that every offensive play other than some sort of red zone wildcat begins with the quarterback, no other team even approaches Texas with (for now) Quinn Ewers at QB1 and Arch Manning at QB2. And the man calling the plays is no amateur either. 2024 playoffs will prominently feature the Texas Longhorns, with their ceiling #1. Over/under on losses - 1.5.
  14. So, I get 9-1 odds on Texas and 6-1 on Bama to win the national championship? Hell, man, I’d bet 10-1 a pissant (pronounced “piss-aynt”) could eat a bale of hay! Give me both for $100!
  15. “Way too early” is right but who wants to wait on speculation? I’m seeing Texas deflowering the Big House with Arch Manning mopping up with a couple of TDs. I see Alabama making the playoff and advancing, provided we discover a college football player who can consistently snap a football accurately to his quarterback. As Prophet exclaimed in The Hallelujah Trail after knocking back a swig of good whiskey, “There! Now I see it! Hook ‘Em and RTR. Fuck the others, especially OU and Alldumb!
  16. Not unkike Bryce Young going to the Panthers. QB graveyard since Cam (spit) Newton. Surprised he has survived with no protection.
  17. The Times was once a good source of college football in depth journalism. Sigh. I’m watching anyway. SIAP - didn’t see it elsewhere. Delete this thread with my blessing. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/31/us/college-athletes-nil-sugar-rose-bowl.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare 
  18. Much obliged. Fowler and Herbstreit aren’t bad but they’re obsessed with jumping on the right bandwagon and speculating about when Nick’s hanging it up. Hope ‘24 is to your liking.
  19. ESPN3 not available in my corner of the world. No matter, by the time the Sugar Bowl kicks off I’ll either be so pissed or so high it won’t matter who’s calling it. Horns got this anyway. Sweat alone will stop UW run game and Ewers, Worthy, Mitchell, Sanders (sp?) and the RBs will have a good day. Horns win going away. Was just thinking I would hate to listen to McD and McE call the game my team was playing to get to the championship.
  20. This year after five minutes we muted the volume watching Bama - Auburn. Could not bear Gary Danielson’s whining again. It was still gut-wrenching but at least we didn’t have to hear Gary’s “analysis “ of every last fucking play ad nauseum. Bad for Mrs Llama’s bp. We listened to the Bama radio call on delay. Strange but 100% better than CBS. I offered to pause and restart the live video but was vetoed. Don’t care. We somehow survived.
  21. SIAP but too lazy to go back and read 50 pages. Will you guys will be watching ESPN on mute with an alternate sound source on Monday, what with Sean McDonough and Greg McElroy on the call?
  22. The Kiffin effect alive and well
  23. Beginning of 4th one team is up by 4. Final score after three lead changes, Texas by 10, Ewers takes a knee. Take the over.
  24. Fumblerooskie double reverse pass hook and lateral
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