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Tired Horn

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  1. Seems an obvious point, but seeing it stated so succinctly does wonders for my PTSD. Thanks.
  2. Here, here! Natty is the most pathetically dumb sounding thing possible. It reeks of amateurish buffoonery lacking any semblance of self awareness.
  3. This, in a nutshell, is your problem. Most NFL owners don't even talk after a loss. They certainly don't gather reporters around to watch them blubber nonsense like some Hemingway satire called "The Old Jackass and Yet Another Lost Football game." Almost anyone has more sense than that. But Jerry simply cannot help himself--he's a camera-seeking missile. His ability to do this is sooooo much more important to him than the fate of his team on the field, and it always will be.
  4. I don't think that's actually true. It's close, but it's missing one thing. Jerry wants to win more than anyone so long as he can take the credit for it. He doesn't want to win a Super Bowl if the price is a coach who can take a substantial part of the credit. And that's why we're stuck in Groundhog Day. It all comes back to Jerry's malign influence. In their best playoff losses, they're just that critical bit off, like a person with an abnormal heartbeat. In their worst playoff losses, they have no heart or real work ethic. After three decades of Jerry's World, all you can really do is just laugh it off.
  5. Kind of ironic that his team went out and peed down its leg.
  6. Who really cares what the Eagles do? This is an embarrassment for the ages all by itself.
  7. With frickin' laser beams on their heads.
  8. How 'bout them Cowboys! Christ, it's been a long three decades. All you can really do at this point is laugh it off.
  9. In their heart of hearts, Aggies know no year is a rebuilding year. They are always awesome. They've just run out of time for 84 straight years.
  10. "It's been all gas no brakes for Mike Elko as the new Aggie headman has hauled in a handful of impressive additions from the transfer portal in less than a week. Addressing areas of need and adding much-needed depth and experience, Elko & Co. are rolling full steam ahead." They really are both delusional and shameless.
  11. Not very picky, are they? They've picked up a few guys who could be an improvement, a handful that might contribute in rotation, and lots and lots of stale bread. I know they need bodies, but this is ridiculous. Of course, Aggie is convinced they're honing their roster for an SEC title run,because aren't they always?
  12. Arrogant sip. Just remember--that empty locker WANTS to be at A&M.
  13. They're cleaning up in the portal. Cleaning up, I tells ya. Sark is green with envy over the roster Elko is assembling. The sleeping giant has awakened. Blah, blah, woof, woof...
  14. Nope. Now the story is that they've been soooo young compared to everybody else. Christ, they've practically been starting 12-year-olds. Enough of that traditional roster management and high school recruiting shit. The transfer portal will now allow them, and them alone, to field a team of grown-ass men of proven production who also (of course) WANT TO BE HONEST TO GOD TEXAS A&M FUCKING IMBECILE AGGIES! The sky is the limit. Just call them The Elko Boys.
  15. The hardcore Aggies are certain they're dominating the portal because of TAMU's status as an elite program, perhaps THE elite program, and that their roster's talent has skyrocketed to national title contender levels overnight. Elko is the man with the plan, and by God the view from that ascending roller coaster is spectacular. TU can only wish they had a roster half as great as the one Elko is assembling. Did you even need to ask?
  16. That seems unfair to Scooby Doo. It's a workman-like little cartoon that knows it's not great, but still shows up every day, punches the clock, and always gives its best effort. It has no delusions about its place in the world, understands it's an 8-4 cartoon on its good days, but strives to be the best 8-4 cartoon it can be without continually whining that the other cartoons are conspiring to deny its rightful glory. Scooby Doo is the polar opposite of fucking Aggie.
  17. Probably offered him a year's supply of Scooby snacks.
  18. I just want them to have guys who want to be Aggies, too. Load up on that braindead shit, you delusional, 100-year-decision circus freaks.
  19. I would love to see that. It would be one of the most Aggiesque things ever.
  20. Aaron Rodgers is going to turn into a full-fledged nut case once he retires from football.
  21. Need a stop here, or this is going to get out of hand.
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