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Tired Horn

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  1. And then a little more. I'm so glad we kept this shit-stain out of the Rose Bowl. And if we're going to be delusional assholes, I'd prefer to think his one Sper Bowl win was a false flag operation. He's gone from an exceptional quarterback to a complete jackass. His smug self-regard is so immense and so impervious to reality that it could be a renewable energy source. Stick a plug in his ass and let him light New York for a week.
  2. Pay attention. A&M NEVER loses. They just run out of fucking time. Even the infamous 77-0 OU game wasn't a loss. If those cowardly Sooners had been forced to stay on the field things would have been different. Sure, it might have been 300-0 by the next day, but the Sooners just don't have the commitment of the fearless and stupid Aggies. Ultimately, they'd have wimped out and gone home . And then the Aggies would romp.
  3. "Some Shit" adequately sums up that game, I think.
  4. Or as Tom would put it: "Winning against Maryland is hard."
  5. I guess Jimbo used fake, virtual coaching. Maybe after COVID he just coached remotely. All those times you thought you saw him at a game, it was really just a hologram. The real Jimbo was drunk at home in his underwear wallowing in his play sheets. It's a miracle those fine young Aggies won any games under such a degenerate.
  6. Uh, no. And on second thought, I think we'll go with FUCK NO! Everyone okay with that?
  7. Let the pillaging begin.
  8. I did read an article claiming that Texas A&M ruined the jalapeno pepper. At least China didn't do that. Direct Quote: "DeWitt, writing in his solo book Chile Peppers: A Global History, says TAM became widespread in Texas after its introduction. “It was much milder and larger than the traditional jalapeños, and genes of this mild pepper entered the general jalapeño pool. Cross-breeding caused the gene pool to become overall larger and milder.” Since I know you’re wondering who the inventors are: the clue is in the name TAM II. The hot (but also not hot) new jalapeño is an invention of Texas A&M University. Yes, Aggies took the spice out of life." Here’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than Ever
  9. So, you're saying that RC doesn't exactly have his finger on the pulse of 2024 culture? Hmmm... I think Aggie would respond that it's the kids who are wrong.
  10. Cuz God knows Bryan/College Station is the ultimate teenage dream and the brutally simplistic block style buildings of Texas A&M are a wonder to behold. Truly the crown jewel of East Texas.
  11. That gives him too much credit. Charlie is just a low rent avatar of karma.
  12. Just blow up the owner. Get rid of the Jerry tumor, and the base team is good enough to work with.
  13. Seems an obvious point, but seeing it stated so succinctly does wonders for my PTSD. Thanks.
  14. Here, here! Natty is the most pathetically dumb sounding thing possible. It reeks of amateurish buffoonery lacking any semblance of self awareness.
  15. This, in a nutshell, is your problem. Most NFL owners don't even talk after a loss. They certainly don't gather reporters around to watch them blubber nonsense like some Hemingway satire called "The Old Jackass and Yet Another Lost Football game." Almost anyone has more sense than that. But Jerry simply cannot help himself--he's a camera-seeking missile. His ability to do this is sooooo much more important to him than the fate of his team on the field, and it always will be.
  16. I don't think that's actually true. It's close, but it's missing one thing. Jerry wants to win more than anyone so long as he can take the credit for it. He doesn't want to win a Super Bowl if the price is a coach who can take a substantial part of the credit. And that's why we're stuck in Groundhog Day. It all comes back to Jerry's malign influence. In their best playoff losses, they're just that critical bit off, like a person with an abnormal heartbeat. In their worst playoff losses, they have no heart or real work ethic. After three decades of Jerry's World, all you can really do is just laugh it off.
  17. Kind of ironic that his team went out and peed down its leg.
  18. Who really cares what the Eagles do? This is an embarrassment for the ages all by itself.
  19. With frickin' laser beams on their heads.
  20. How 'bout them Cowboys! Christ, it's been a long three decades. All you can really do at this point is laugh it off.
  21. Certainly in crunch time he does.
  22. In their heart of hearts, Aggies know no year is a rebuilding year. They are always awesome. They've just run out of time for 84 straight years.
  23. "It's been all gas no brakes for Mike Elko as the new Aggie headman has hauled in a handful of impressive additions from the transfer portal in less than a week. Addressing areas of need and adding much-needed depth and experience, Elko & Co. are rolling full steam ahead." They really are both delusional and shameless.
  24. Not very picky, are they? They've picked up a few guys who could be an improvement, a handful that might contribute in rotation, and lots and lots of stale bread. I know they need bodies, but this is ridiculous. Of course, Aggie is convinced they're honing their roster for an SEC title run,because aren't they always?
  25. Arrogant sip. Just remember--that empty locker WANTS to be at A&M.
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