Maybe its an asian American California thing, but I've always said/heard “the wind is from the north/ out of the north/its a north wind” when it is blowing towards the south. Not throwing shade on superhero, he's one of my favorite surlys but I had to wonder if maybe he had the boat in full reverse at some point. Its midnight and my wife and I just had a fight because we agreed to watch a show (in the bedroom, where a tv SHOULD NOT exist and predictably she promptly fell asleep. So I have to get up, start looking for the remote, and then turn the light on and search each layer of comforter/blanket/sheet, all while moving the dogs (marriage-sabotage beasts) so I can turn off the fucking television. She asks why Im being mean. I counter with you're being thoughtless, inconsiderate and disrespectful. Of course it's lost, so I unplug the TV. Then I get the bright idea to download the Samsung app to my iPhone, plug the tv back in, and attempt to pair the virtual remote because Im a problem solver, but I can't the pair the devices without the remote. So she's half asleep, bitching about why I’m being mean to her. I tell her I'm trying to solve marriage friction, she mumbles something about doing it tomorrow so I say fine and go unplug the tv. I'm getting real close to just sleeping in another bedroom from now on. But I bought an $16k bed with adjustable/vibrating bases and top of the line mattresses so why shouldn't I get to sleep on the most expensive bed Ive ever owned? But they are twins, so we can each control our side even though they are pushed together. I'm thinking about just moving my bed into a spare bedroom, sans TV, and acting like nothing happened. And when she broaches the topic of marriage therapy I will calmly say “you plainly prioritized dogs and Grays Anatomy over your marriage. I spent thousands attempting to accommodate you but it clearly wasn't valued.” Most nights I just throw a set of blue tooth bose headphones that are paired to th TV in her lap, grab my cool blackout eye mask from the freezer, and go to sleep. I just want to go to sleep when I feel like it without a battle. Tomorrow I’ll get a nice dog enclosure and put it in the foyer of our detached guest house. They can adjust.