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Mittens

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  1. One of y’all needs this dog: https://www.adoptapet.com/pet/41169028-austin-texas-american-pit-bull-terrier-mix?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAab6S0oEp5hfJ9w-ALCJwcf01WLhNqcsSLptAwoqj5kAzzaw3viKoQ5NEN8_aem_kq8jnoBB0Gf2l71W_q6jbg
  2. I liked George crashing with under a minute left in FP1. Bro - just bring the car home in 1 piece.
  3. The more dealerships that get torched, the higher the cost to insure.
  4. Goddamn, SAS.
  5. ballgame. Fuck off, aggy.
  6. Not going to go back to the 9th to see if this was posted.
  7. Been a minute since I've had some good schadenfreude. Close it out here, boys!
  8. Mittens

    Shit My Kid Says

    @Prepuce of Doom's brother from another mother:
  9. Ski Instructors /= Ski Patrol
  10. lolz @ SWA getting a shot in while trying to re-direct hate for their new fees:
  11. Damn bro - George Mason coach on their tourney loss:
  12. I forgot about howitzers, but those still aren't as cool as air bombing. I was thinking about the guys that hike/skin up and lob charges.
  13. One of my favorite memories of Spring Break skiing in HS over in Europe was watching the helicopters clear avalanche threats 1st thing in the morning. Using explosives from the air is way fucking cooler than how we do it over here...
  14. Not sure about boring - they’re a hell of a lot more exciting when they’re hitting 3’s. 4-26 from 3 in the 2nd half isn’t going to win any games. It does annoy me that they don’t make more of an effort to get into the paint some other way than ball screen, which makes it so easy to settle for the 3.
  15. Imma run y’all into the ground Allen Iverson Vince Carter Grant Hill Chris Webber Shaq ———————— Penny Hardaway Chris Mullin Kevin Durant Christian Laettner Bill Russell
  16. Man is OKC long. SGA is amazing. No weak link on D to attack. Hoping someone takes them out in the playoffs before the finals.
  17. Years ago, I used to leave my keys in the armrest console of my Jeep Cherokee. Had it parked in the Stiles Switch parking lot for a visit to the flower shop and left it overnight when I was overserved. All the change was gone the next day, and the armrest up, but the car was still there.
  18. It really is. I hate that I'm loving HAM and FER so much right now. I feel disgusting.
  19. A block is an altered shot, a deflection is an altered pass. I'm fired up for this game. Hard to believe the Celtics will match the shittiness of that 1st game in OKC.
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