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Waterface

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  1. Prior to anal douche, they'll cover our mouths and fuck us. Gonna be messy.
  2. Huge cock in mouth, calling plays for a Return of the Jedi bit player. Ripping the shell off of a Gulf shrimp, sucking the juices, and then tossing it away like a milked scrotum; a beached jellyfish. What a cock in mouth guy, this dude. Loves it in his mouth. Loves cock in mouth.
  3. Lincoln Riley channels scientific genius not typically known to the state of Oklahoma to revive a single human, squanders the opportunity by choosing Adolf Eichmann, and then passively watches with a crimson and creamy object in his bum while Neu Eichmann organizes the incineration of coastal Florida Jewry. What a prodigal necromancer.
  4. Lincoln Riley probably fucks men in the bum without consent. All signs point to the fact that he studies the patterns of life of young males and then inserts his really gross cock into their unsuspecting bums when it suits his fancy. What a fucking loser. We should try to beat his football team next weekend to make amends for all of his habitual bum raping of innocent men.
  5. The rails are wondering why this thread is off them.
  6. Fuck the world. Fuck Tim Beck's debilitating illness. Fuck our underwhelming almost-decade of football. Fuck the strangely erotic overhead imagery of South Asian women savagely trying to board mass transit sans grace. Fuck Paul Reubens' twitchy, pedophilic cock. Fuck Kansas State.
  7. Because you pulled up his skirt and rogered him with the un-invited man sex?
  8. Hey, fuck you, you analytically astute fuck!!! Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't lose, doe?
  9. DeMarco Murray just can't believe how unbelievable everybody is.
  10. Latitude-faced Asian guy at middle left definitely has someone's forefinger in his bum. Pretty epic photo all around.
  11. Can't tell if Rosacea chunk guy and fratty Latino guy are winking about the lesbian show in front of them... or if they're preparing to kiss each other also.
  12. Texas will be back when we beat USC, but then TCU will rudely put their cockroach in our shell-shocked hot pink sock. And then we'll lose subsequent games too.
  13. PJ Locke is awful; the Kyle Porter of the defense. Moar Josh Thompson at nickel, BJ Foster at safety.
  14. What the fuck??? "NY Style" is a vacuous, inferior derivative of Neapolitan pizza. Neapolitan pizza - la vera pizza di via dei tribunali or further afield in the Campi Flegrei - is peerless. Mozzarella di Bufala does not travel well, even as far as Rome from Naples, so local pizza has a decisive advantage. Also, the deeply superstitious locals swear that the water makes the crust uniquely good. Given how impossibly delicious Neapolitan espresso is (particularly Caffe Passalacqua), it's hard to argue with that, logic be damned.
  15. Just make sure there’s a tree growing in the row behind you - you’ll get the job for sure.
  16. Da Meal Ticket will get to the bottom of this.
  17. I guess Great Whites were part of the Confederacy, so this makes sense.
  18. It's like a stove. Gotta respect a good stove analogy.
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