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Waterface

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  1. No, that’s not why. It’s because she prefers it that way.
  2. While moral indignation flows, TankedBevo's ability to post coherently ebbs; the tide itself is dumb.
  3. Just post a picture of that sissy's pantyhose-sheathed cock then.
  4. They are very, very gay, and that's ok nowadays. Except fuck them.
  5. We may be focusing too much on the seemingly credible, detailed allegations that he's guilty as charged and a giant piece of shit. Maybe he's the victim and old women tried to rape him. Maybe he's a true soldier and WWII era chicks can't resist.
  6. At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?
  7. Much like Brennan Eagles to TCU, Mpagi ain't going to no damn Texas A&M.
  8. That bright orange on the jerseys doe; looks like fucking milquetoast trash. We need a Trumpian burnt orange EO by CDC. Get off my lawn, less-than-burnt orange. We should exclaim TEXAS, not equivocate. I wish this had been discussed previously...
  9. That watermelon eating contest really confirms how lit The Station is. Just a very lit Station, given the competitive watermelon eating. And SEC stuff.
  10. These guys fuck... without consent.
  11. It takes awhile to realize, but Naples is the best city in Europe - the combination of great food, gorgeous women, vivacious culture, street life, natural beauty, and historical depth is peerless. Lived there for several years and fucking miss it. An exhilarating, beguiling place.
  12. Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.
  13. So Arizona/LSU girls are slightly less hot and will demand to lick your ass for three hours?
  14. You make a convincing case that this TCU guy was fascinating, even if he didn't shift your judgmental gears on TCU fandom. This TCU fan of yours is haunting my dreams with his rheumatic slow clapping, self-conscious west-east scanning, north-south nodding, and banal "go team" proclamations. I suspect he's a closeted gay, but I don't know that given the paucity of evidence about his cock. I just think we all deserve to know more about this man, memory recall permitting.
  15. Since Ojomo's still a twinkle in his father's eye, then shouldn't they be in the 2035 thread?
  16. He was straight fire. Beasted that rep. What are we doing with our lives?
  17. Deep existential question. One could counter: Why Ponna? Or: What/who the fuck is Ponna?
  18. He looks like he's pulling his cock out for the sodomy. And that's ok.
  19. Ohio does indeed suck, and Ohio State is probably tied with Notre Dame right behind OU and Aggy on my "Most Hated Teams" list, but..... Cincinnati (particularly Over-the-Rhine) is actually a really cool city. Also, while Ohio State is ostensibly less rapey than PSU and Baylor, that's likely just because it's hard to perpetrate rape on a burning couch.
  20. Jake Smith's HS film is retarded good, even if he is playing against the football skill equivalent of rheumatic World War One veterans.
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